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On December 21 2006 23:42 oneofthem wrote: eh, watermelon is cold, and i dont think that would work too well. But i'll pay good money to get a picture of that and post it somewhere
how much would you pay? :D
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btw if you have 100E try buying a sex doll... you can find them at every sex shop or a fleshlight, i dunno where but i remember seeing lots of commercials when i browsed porn sites
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On December 21 2006 22:43 Snet wrote: Please, help me figure out safe, exciting, and pleasurable things to stick my penis in.
Vagina, wearing condom.
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u gotta skate8152 Posts
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On December 22 2006 05:31 Raidern wrote:Show nested quote +On December 21 2006 22:43 Snet wrote: Please, help me figure out safe, exciting, and pleasurable things to stick my penis in. Vagina, wearing condom. what help is a condom against rapex
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This thread makes me feel good about myself.
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dudes its Global Orgasm Day! worry about pokeholes later, masturbate for peace in the world P
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Snet
United States3573 Posts
so many good ideas i dont know what to do first
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if you are very flexible you can try sticking it in your nose or even your ears...if thats enjoyable to you.
and yeah, i'm making fun of you, tell me, when exactly did classic masturbation become boring and out-of-date
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Snet
United States3573 Posts
When I do it 3x a day, 7 days a week..
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As my old man once told me "Just don't stick your dick anywhere you wouldn't put your fingers". Wise words from a wise man.
At least that took light sockets and electrical outlets out of the equation.
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On December 22 2006 05:31 Raidern wrote:Show nested quote +On December 21 2006 22:43 Snet wrote: Please, help me figure out safe, exciting, and pleasurable things to stick my penis in. Vagina, wearing condom.
safe?
Hardly!
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have you tried a toaster?
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Hmm, ever do it with a shampoo bottle? Lmao...
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is awesome32247 Posts
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I hope most of you are kidding =\\
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this thread is fucking amazing
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Hahaha. This almost beats Baal's sex thread, which he still hasn't updated the pictures to.
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