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On December 21 2006 23:30 skyglow1 wrote: I actually have no idea where I know this from, but try a watermelon (once you've made a hole in it of course).
Kind of a waste of a watermelon though, unless you're willing to eat it after x_x
from saturday night?
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*sigh*
i don't want to move
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On December 21 2006 23:37 Lycaeus wrote:Show nested quote +On December 21 2006 23:30 skyglow1 wrote: I actually have no idea where I know this from, but try a watermelon (once you've made a hole in it of course).
Kind of a waste of a watermelon though, unless you're willing to eat it after x_x from saturday night?
What are you implying?!
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eh, watermelon is cold, and i dont think that would work too well. But i'll pay good money to get a picture of that and post it somewhere
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On December 21 2006 23:41 skyglow1 wrote:Show nested quote +On December 21 2006 23:37 Lycaeus wrote:On December 21 2006 23:30 skyglow1 wrote: I actually have no idea where I know this from, but try a watermelon (once you've made a hole in it of course).
Kind of a waste of a watermelon though, unless you're willing to eat it after x_x from saturday night? What are you implying?!
*whistles*
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Mora like the great herds of bison in days of old you too must go where the grass is short and wild men in loinclothes run around trying to stick you with pointy hard shafts.
You realize that the fate of the gay nation depends on your willingness to chase ass in the most literal sense possible?
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i hear if you hollow out a cucumber and put the skin in the microwave (not too long) it works well
lol, internet
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On December 21 2006 23:42 oneofthem wrote: eh, watermelon is cold, and i dont think that would work too well. But i'll pay good money to get a picture of that and post it somewhere
Actually you put a thermometer in it, and stick it in the oven a while. Internal temp of 98 degrees and serve.
Saw it on the deleted scenes in Me, Myself and Irene.
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lmao seriously? so irene is the name of the watermelon...
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On December 21 2006 23:58 Amnesty wrote:Show nested quote +On December 21 2006 23:42 oneofthem wrote: eh, watermelon is cold, and i dont think that would work too well. But i'll pay good money to get a picture of that and post it somewhere Actually you put a thermometer in it, and stick it in the oven a while. Internal temp of 98 degrees and serve. Saw it on the deleted scenes in Me, Myself and Irene. can't get to the store right now, but thanks for the tip
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I heard from a friend you can try a banana peel and wrap it on your manliness and wrap that with tape.
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what the fuck..
and yah I laughed out loud
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I remember some news like this, but it was because he got stuck and he had to call ambulance and such... can't remember how did get him out... but it was funny.
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I swear to God I saw one of my friends have sex with a stuffed animal. I was sleeping over at his house and he woke up before me. I was sleeping on the floor across the room and I just barely turned my head when I saw his backside going back and forth and that he had his pants down. I tilted my head a little for a better view and saw that he had his junk inside of a stuffed toy and that he was having sex with it. He obviously thought I was asleep (or maybe he just didn't care), but I knew I was then burdened with the task of telling everyone I've ever met what he did that morning. I guess the filling inside of those stuffed toys makes some kind of satisfying vaginal-esque friction. Consider this an option.
There was also a kid that I knew in kindergarten. When we had to take naps, that kid always slept in the little play house area in the back left corner of the room (it was just a play house area with a fake stove, microwave, bathroom and all that shit. There were also small walls around it and it totally concealed you when you went inside of it) Well, anyway, I slept across from this kid and EVERY SINGLE DAY he would pull down his pants, call my name, and flash me. Every single day. I guess he got bored with that after a while because then I noticed he stopped calling my name. I looked over one day out of curiosity and saw that he was putting his dick in a Play-Doh dispenser. Though I don't think this was for pleasure so much.
I dunno, just some ideas to play around with.
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looolllll
I slept across from this kid and EVERY SINGLE DAY he would pull down his pants, call my name, and flash me. Every single day.
lololololol
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ever tried using your hand(s)
you might also want to try this if you are searching for "pleasurable holes"
but man, ROFL.
even i ain't that desperate, and i haven't been laid for...ah that's offtopic
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On December 22 2006 00:37 pubbanana wrote: I swear to God I saw one of my friends have sex with a stuffed animal. I was sleeping over at his house and he woke up before me. I was sleeping on the floor across the room and I just barely turned my head when I saw his backside going back and forth and that he had his pants down. I tilted my head a little for a better view and saw that he had his junk inside of a stuffed toy and that he was having sex with it. He obviously thought I was asleep (or maybe he just didn't care), but I knew I was then burdened with the task of telling everyone I've ever met what he did that morning. I guess the filling inside of those stuffed toys makes some kind of satisfying vaginal-esque friction. Consider this an option.
There was also a kid that I knew in kindergarten. When we had to take naps, that kid always slept in the little play house area in the back left corner of the room (it was just a play house area with a fake stove, microwave, bathroom and all that shit. There were also small walls around it and it totally concealed you when you went inside of it) Well, anyway, I slept across from this kid and EVERY SINGLE DAY he would pull down his pants, call my name, and flash me. Every single day. I guess he got bored with that after a while because then I noticed he stopped calling my name. I looked over one day out of curiosity and saw that he was putting his dick in a Play-Doh dispenser. Though I don't think this was for pleasure so much.
I dunno, just some ideas to play around with. rooffll
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