Sii I would prefer it if you boxed a upturned activated lawn mower.
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
Sii I would prefer it if you boxed a upturned activated lawn mower. | ||
Sii
United States34 Posts
Everyone like's this food. WHY!? Why the fuck do you guys conform to what some fat fucking japanese anime kid liked? Half of the kid's that eat this shit don't even like it, they just want to feel cool fiddling it around chopsticks made from cardboard scraps. But what does it matter right? It's just food. BULLSHIT! People think their fucking japanese/chinese when they eat this shit.. It's not even REAL chinese food. It's like stupid shit's saying Taco Bell is authentic mexican. Eat a bullet. Take your conformist food and shove it, fucknut. | ||
gLyo
United States2410 Posts
On June 08 2006 23:02 Sii wrote: iNcontrol, I don't give a shit what you have to say. Ramen is the food choice (like said) of uneducated fucks in college, stupid kid's who think Dragonballz is Anime, and crusty 45 year old hippies who still think they have a fucking clue about what life is all about. Everyone like's this food. WHY!? Why the fuck do you guys conform to what some fat fucking japanese anime kid liked? Half of the kid's that eat this shit don't even like it, they just want to feel cool fiddling it around chopsticks made from cardboard scraps. But what does it matter right? It's just food. BULLSHIT! People think their fucking japanese/chinese when they eat this shit.. It's not even REAL chinese food. It's like stupid shit's saying Taco Bell is authentic mexican. Eat a bullet. Take your conformist food and shove it, fucknut. To expand on the issue of eating "conformist food," I take the stance that any eating anything at all is conformist. So fuck you and your conformist eating ways you uneducated dumbfuck. Think you're so cool eating. Fuck you. | ||
QuietIdiot
7004 Posts
On June 08 2006 23:02 Sii wrote: iNcontrol, I don't give a shit what you have to say. Ramen is the food choice (like said) of uneducated fucks in college, stupid kid's who think Dragonballz is Anime, and crusty 45 year old hippies who still think they have a fucking clue about what life is all about. Everyone like's this food. WHY!? Why the fuck do you guys conform to what some fat fucking japanese anime kid liked? Half of the kid's that eat this shit don't even like it, they just want to feel cool fiddling it around chopsticks made from cardboard scraps. But what does it matter right? It's just food. BULLSHIT! People think their fucking japanese/chinese when they eat this shit.. It's not even REAL chinese food. It's like stupid shit's saying Taco Bell is authentic mexican. Eat a bullet. Take your conformist food and shove it, fucknut. In my inability to understand you, I have instead, drawn out a unique mspaint to portray my emotions for you. | ||
Sii
United States34 Posts
Pizza is a huge food. Everyone eat's it. Not to conform to thinking they belong to a culture, but because it taste good (And the Italians made it, and me being Italian, make's pizza good. If you disagree, blow me.) Ramen is either eaten because: 1) You're poor 2) You're a fucking poser And even if you're poor, you'd be best to buy something better then goddamn Ramen. Ever heard of fucking BREAD? LUNCHMEAT? It's that simple. Step outside your box and think about it, kid. I overpower you at any topic, and you can try your hardiest to attempt to outsmart me. MORAL: RAMEN IS EATEN BECAUSE IT'S CHEAP, AND/OR, YOU'RE A WANNABE FUCKING ASIAN. END OF GODDAMN STORY. IT'S EASY TO SPOT. I DID NOT JUST LABEL THIS. PEOPLE WHO EAT PASTA ARE NOT ITALIAN WANNABES, BECAUSE WELL PASTA ISN'T FUCKING THROWN UP ON THE INTERNET AS A PHONEMONON, OR SOMETHING SOME ANIME FUCK PUT'S UNDER "INTERESTS" ON HIS HENTAI CLUB PROFILE. READ MY GODDAMN POST BEFORE YOU SPIT THE FIRST SHIT YOU CAN THINK UP OUT. | ||
iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
Palm reader (or PR): Hi please come in. Sii: Fucking Gypsie communist, this god damn place is so conformist. You arent even a fucking Israeli, you wanna be. PR: Right, so did you want your future read sir? Sii: I guess, even though i can overpower your abilities to read the future with my incredibly deep intellect and im ... PR: Is that your hand? Sii: HEY! PR: You have small hands... Sii: Im only 11 years old bitch. PR: Right. Ooh, ooh this is interesting.. Sii: What? PR: Your first 3 kids will have down syndrome. Sii: Oh.. PR: Do you have a history of such cases in your family? Sii: Yeah, my fathers side. PM: And.. Sii: My mother might have some too. PR: Do you have any history of prior retarded behavior? Sii: Yeah im a huge fucking deuche on Tl.net. I act like a retard. I have some huge problem with Ramen that i cannot even understand. PR: That is kinda interesting, why? Sii: I dont know, everytime the word is even mentioned my still undescended balls clench up and my buttocks aches like a sweaty shit. PR: You sound like a little spaz. Sii: Whatever, im out of here. PR: Ok well i forgot to tell you the last part of the reading. Sii: What? PR: Your going to die from boxing a activated lawn mower. Sii: What? That is absurd, how the hell would that ever happen? PR: I really dont know. But it is the kind of thing a lil spaz with downsyndrome would do on tl.net. Sii: Ok, i will stop being a wet fart. PR: What the hell is a wet fart? Sii: Funny at first, but really irritating later. | ||
iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
On June 08 2006 23:15 Sii wrote: Everyone eat's a certain food, atleast once in their life, weather they know it or not. Doesn't mean you're a goddamn conformist. People eat this shit every day. They live off it, and THINK they are part of a fucking culture. Pizza is a huge food. Everyone eat's it. Not to conform to thinking they belong to a culture, but because it taste good (And the Italians made it, and me being Italian, make's pizza good. If you disagree, blow me.) Ramen is either eaten because: 1) You're poor 2) You're a fucking poser And even if you're poor, you'd be best to buy something better then goddamn Ramen. Ever heard of fucking BREAD? LUNCHMEAT? It's that simple. Step outside your box and think about it, kid. I overpower you at any topic, and you can try your hardiest to attempt to outsmart me. MORAL: RAMEN IS EATEN BECAUSE IT'S CHEAP, AND/OR, YOU'RE A WANNABE FUCKING ASIAN. END OF GODDAMN STORY. IT'S EASY TO SPOT. I DID NOT JUST LABEL THIS. PEOPLE WHO EAT PASTA ARE NOT ITALIAN WANNABES, BECAUSE WELL PASTA ISN'T FUCKING THROWN UP ON THE INTERNET AS A PHONEMONON, OR SOMETHING SOME ANIME FUCK PUT'S UNDER "INTERESTS" ON HIS HENTAI CLUB PROFILE. READ MY GODDAMN POST BEFORE YOU SPIT THE FIRST SHIT YOU CAN THINK UP OUT. What the hell does "hardiest" mean? You a Steak and Patato man or just a fan of microwaveable meals? | ||
uNcontroLable
United States1180 Posts
Sii...you're out of control, and thus, have just been pwned by control. That must make you a sad Sii panda, and that just won't do! I must have happiness and rainbows in this thread! Here, I heard this song the other day, I think it might make you feel better: Food food food food is lovely for the tummely! You like food, I like food, we like different food, but it's okay baby, it's oooooookayyyyy!!!! Just sing that to yourself a couple times and I think you'll feel better...then sing it to some ramen lovers and you'll probably be friends again. Don't worry. *hugzxors* It'll be ok. | ||
Cygnus
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uNcontroLable
United States1180 Posts
On June 08 2006 23:38 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Patato Pat-a-to? Is that like Pat-a-cake? Except with...toes? Gross. But good try as far as being on topic...cake is food! Good boy! | ||
uNcontroLable
United States1180 Posts
On June 08 2006 23:15 Sii wrote: Everyone eat's a certain food, atleast once in their life, weather they know it or not. Pizza is a huge food. you can try your hardiest to attempt to outsmart me. I DID NOT JUST LABEL THIS. PEOPLE WHO EAT PASTA ARE NOT ITALIAN WANNABES, BECAUSE WELL PASTA ISN'T FUCKING THROWN UP ON THE INTERNET READ MY GODDAMN POST BEFORE YOU SPIT THE FIRST SHIT YOU CAN THINK UP OUT. We're all trying Sii! We're trying! | ||
QuietIdiot
7004 Posts
On June 07 2006 17:43 Sii wrote: I classify as having rage. Why: I've phsyically and emotionally hurt someone: - I've hit my sister for talking shit to my mother. I've even called her a slut for having two boyfriends at once. I've threatened to kill or hurt someone: - Threatened to kill many people who've talked shit to me, threatened me, or anything else. I've threatened to kill my sister in her sleep, also threatened to kill/hurt myself many times. I've had three episodes of rage during my lifetime - False, I have about three a week, or in a rare case - Month. I've lost control and smashed something worth more then a few dollars - Knocked my television off the desk - And broke that. I've also punched many holes through the walls around my house. I don't like being 'raged' - Though my body take's control and I feel at the end I've become superior - And have won over a conflict through extreme anger. I've been previously marked with Level 3 Depression, and Serious Anger Problems. I was on medicine for Depression, which made me feel mellow, and I never yelled or did anything out of ordinary. However once I got off it, Here I am now, as Satan's son. - Sii | ||
Alborz
Canada1551 Posts
On June 08 2006 20:51 IntoTheWow wrote: When I was a freshman in high school, I developed a fetish for athletic-wear: jockstraps, cups, and spandex compression shorts. I also developed a habit of snatching loose articles of clothing out of the locker room whenever I had the chance. One night, I snuck into the locker room for my regular check for open or unlocked lockers. I struck gold. On this particular occasion, a gorgeous varsity soccer player—a junior named Colin—had forgot to shut his locker tight. I opened it up, looked at the jumble of stuff in his locker, and pulled out a pair of his Umbro soccer shorts and his jockstrap. Amazing! Usually at this point, I'd hastily stash my prize findings in my backpack and casually stroll out of the locker room. But tonight was different. Colin was incredibly good looking and my luck had been particularly strong tonight. Besides, it was super quiet in the locker room and I didn't think anyone was going to come in. So I went to the very last aisle of the locker room, strained my ears to make sure no one else was around, and then quietly pulled off my cargo shorts and boxers. I then slipped on Colin's jock and shiny, silky soccer shorts, lay down on the bench, and proceeded to do the dirty. It was great! But then, unfortunatly, Colin came in. It was about this time that I notices that Colin had a black ponytail. And yellow skin. And four arms. It turns out he wasn't really Colin at all, it was Goro. I stood up, wearing the jock and the boxer shorts, and proceeded to spit in his face. He responded by using his lower right arm to punch me in the genitals, but luckily for me, I had the jock strap on. with one smooth roundhouse kick to the face, I felled the giant yellow beast. Fatality. ROFL | ||
uNcontroLable
United States1180 Posts
It's okay baby... yeah, it's okayyyyy... | ||
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Pro_Bono
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HeadBangaa
United States6512 Posts
It's a delicious, spicy Indian dish. Baked chicken strips in a delicious curry, served with rice and non (pita-type bread). I prefer mione with a tall glass of chai tea, it's the bomb diggity, fo sho! | ||
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