The times are based on the video on youtube:
Pre-Game One Room Chat
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CombaT-EX: we rdy?
CombaT-EX: chill, are you gonna be listening to the audio on the live stream chat? o.O
CombaT-EX was dropped from the game.
HarlemWorld: of course im not going to be listening
HarlemWorld: ok evidently combat drops to bad words
HarlemWorld: wtf
nOtiCe-EX: I’M GAY FOR YOU
nOtiCe-EX: FUCK ME
nOtiCe-EX has left the game.
HarlemWorld: nice
HarlemWorld: day
HarlemWorld: r u here
eMrg)limbo: ih
eMrg)limbo: i
eMrg)limbo: hi
eMrg)limbo: hi
eMrg)limbo: i
eMrg)limbo has left the game.
HarlemWorld: daydaydyadyadyadya
CombaT-EX has joined the game.
Mr.T-EX: SUCK COCK
Mr.T-EX: SUCK COCK
Mr.T-EX has left the game.
HarlemWorld: go up
DumRusk-EX: PENIS
DumRusk-EX: PENIS
DumRUsk-EX has left the game.
Bakebamboo: LOL!
Bakebamboo has left the game.
CombaT-EX: u wont believe it,
CombaT-EX: internet d/c’d
Day[9][usc]: CHILL
Combat-EX: lmao
Day[9][usc]: CHIL
Day[9][usc]: GET A GRIP
Day[9][usc]: ON TEH GAME
Day[9][usc]: !
Day[9][usc]: O_O
Day[9][usc]: O_O
HarlemWorld: r u kidding me move up
Day[9][usc]: v-0
Day[9][usc]: - -V
Day[9][usc]: move up
Day[9][usc]: up
Day[9][usc]: up
Day[9][usc]: up
CombaT-EX: ok
CombaT-EX: gg
Combat-EX: gl
Combat-EX: hf
HarlemWorld: are we finally ready?
HarlemWorld: day?
CombaT-EX: gg
CombaT-EX: gl
CombaT-EX: hf
Day[9][usc]: gogogog
CombaT-EX: gg
HarlemWorld: kk
HarlemWorld: gl
HarlemWorld: gl
HarlemWorld: GooDLucK!
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0:00
Hooo! I think we're fucking recording! Oh my motherfucking god. Can anyone please message me to make sure that the stream is working properly. Oh baby baby baby. Oh my god and CombatEX begins by getting dropped from the game. What a heroic epic legendary beginning to the most anticipated match in the century.
Oh my goodness this should be just the sickest most epic like Tiger Woods fist pumping-ly Mike Tyson ear biting-ly epic match the world has yet known. So right now we are eagerly awaiting the arrival of combatEX, BUT he was dropped from the game and now we have tons of people filling in the game who we have to ban, so before we get pumped up for this match we gotta talk a little bit about why this match is just so unreal.
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1:16
We gotta talk about how it is humanly possible something this kickass could have actually happened. To do so we have to understand what it means to have a penis... ON THE INTERNET.
So we have our good friend chill, and his penis in the starcraft community is his epic ability to reign as the commander of the strategy forums on teamliquid dot net. He wields his penis to smash terrible original posts and guide- oh my god we have so many people joining, pleease leave the channel PLEASEE leave the channel. Oh my god I need to talk more about the epic penis of chill. Dude get a grip on the game chill… chill chill get a grip on the game *furious typing*. Alright, close those slots!
Basically, all I really wanted to say is that Chill wields his penis in a very insightful educational fashion on the teamliquid dot net forums. However, this of course has brought him an excessive amount of notoriety that he must bring against combatEX- OH MY GOODD we're not even gonna get any trash to begin the game one, we're just jumping right into things.
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2:32
Alright, now I'm gonna be turning up my volume nice and loud so EVERYbody can hear the epic action unfolding. Now the thing is that we have to compare Chill's penis to that of combatEX because combatEX- ooohhh, beginning with a little bit of trash, Chill's a bitch! Harlemworld, who is our good friend Chill, confirms-
(Hotbid- THE COLORS ARE MESSED UP.)
Thank god for Hotbid. I hope this is fixed, if not Hotbid will be a-jammin' back into here...let me know what's up! But of course combatEX did a very wonderful thing for this community- combatEX is providing videos for the COMPLETE scrub, not trying to bring the D level player to the C level, he's trying to bring YOUR GRANDMA into starcraft and letting her know what's up.
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3:16
So right now Chill is trying to bash on combatEX- combatEX, again as I was saying, he tries to provide commentary to the masses- that is HIS penis, that is HIS identity in the starcraft community. HOWEVER, teamliquid dot net discovered that combatEX was doing a little bit of win trading, a little bit of win abusing, which of course caused the entire starcraft community to say "Hey combat, your penis is full of SHIT", right, everyone started raging out against him, saying that he was totally full of shit- that he was NOT a good player... but of course combatEX decides to make an apology video, which HAD to be one of the worst apologies ever given maybe? Probably the worst, because it's just a way of ordering things, as a way of going "hey, you know I know there's a lot of tension going on, but I did the wrong thing." You gotta wrap up by saying that. CombatEX, on the other hand, began by saying "hey, I MAY have done the wrong thing, I MAY have transgressed...but let me start off by saying how wrong teamliquid is", which was a big no-no, cause now we have two epic penises in the starcraft community clashing… oh my god we have all of teamliquid watching, we have over 1k viewers, I think, getting ready to watch this match. And NOW that I’ve introduced the two players, we get ready to see what the two players are doing so I can begin making fun of them.
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4:32
So we do see a 9-pool opening up for uh…uh our good friend Chill, which is totally fine, totally legit. I do like a 9-pool opening on this map, force them to get that forge a little bit earlier. I don’t know why he didn’t gas, though… well, I mean at the bottom position it's a little bit tighter so you can’t run past with the speedlings- AND OHHH NOO, every zerg’s nightmare- look at this little probe, look at this little piece of shit, just circling around and around. I have a big banana grin on my face, cause UGHHHHHH he gets it down, and here come the zerglings to show the probe who’s boss. Oh man, but this one zergling is all that’s going to try and get in this probe’s way. These other five zerglings are rampaging down to attack this vulnerable cannon- OHHH FUUUUCK oh my god if he brought this one extra zergling he’d be able to kill that cannon. This is DangerTown for fucking CombatEX. He really should not try to do one cannon there. I mean, if you ever see one cannon and you have six lings, you should just fucking go for it- PSHHAHAHA ooohhh look at the lings- nice wall off, man, those lings- man, this isn’t even like an ultralisk proof wall off, lings just got to march in there side by side like they were boarding the ark.
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5:44
So right now CombatEX already starting off on the express bus to FrownTown. He has two lings in his base at the start of the game, and look at Chill, he’s giggling to himself right now, he’s “Heuhhh I get to expand”… well he would if he told his drone to do it. So right now we have uh some lings rampaging. Chill, feeling ahead, goes ahead and throws away a zergling, just to sort of even up- uh- things a little bit. We have a gas going down, combatEX doing a fairly good job of not getting too shaken, still only has one cannon, which is quite impressive that he’s that confident- throwing down another cannon UUUHHHHHHHHHHHH *climax-like moaning* I’m not sure what I like about that, that’s a little bit what we call “panic mode”, because look at these, look at these probes, administering the rape on these zerglings.
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6:25
…and this cannon, I mean, does he really need one cannon for this zergling? Is it really that big of a deal? Nuh, you gotta man up, you gotta micro those man-probes.
So, uh, this one zergling still causing a little bit of trouble- UH, uh-oh! We have a little bit Lair going down, so Chill’s just transitioning into that good old standard three hatch fast Lair, but we have a probe… OHH my god what is the probe going to do- is it gonna build a pylon? Is there gonna be cannons coming? Cause let me tell you something, my brother is the infamous Tasteless, and if there’s one person who KNOWS how to be gay as fuck with cannons, it is my brother. I fucking bolt up right in a cold sweat from nightmares- UHHHOOOOH it’s the cannon! Man I cannot tell you how many times I just bolted up from a nightmare, my brother just making cannons, and I’m just like “Momma, would you look under my bed to see if there’s any cannons making?”
But ooohhh my god, thwarting the nightmare, the ling comes out, ffffsssssst snuck in there no problem- look at that, an el oh el, look at Chill! He’s enjoying himself, he’s enjoying smacking down the sneaky straps of CombatEX, which of course incites a “Are you for Rela?”. Oh, fo-rela indeed.
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7:32
Cannons be everywhere... Cybernetics core going down, timing feels a bit late, spider sense would indicate that that’s a little bit more delayed than it should be. We have- uh- we have a little bit of zealot, tryin’ to do a little bit of ACTION in the main of Chill. Nothing too eventful going on right now.
And it appears a download just completed right now in my computer, so if color’s fucked up, Hot-Bid will come careening into the channel to let me know.
So we have a spire going down, everything’s proceeding precisely as normally, except-
(Hotbid- THE COLORS ARE FINE)
Alright, I hope the colors are good NOW! That scream you hear in the background was, I believe, Hotbid. So, we have a stargate going down, and now that everything seems standard, but it’s really important you note that this is the most MOTHERFUCKING EPIC MATCH THAT HAS EVER happened. I mean, someone came up to me today and he was like “Oh, last night Jaedong and Flash played, who won?” and I was like “psft, who gives a fuck, fucking CHILL VERSUS COMBAT-EX is coming up.”
Oh god I got so excited for this match that I drank one of those out-of-control energy drinks, ughh fuck, some thorn-gristle pump juice. I was actually trying to think of really good names for energy drinks the other day, something like “School-Shooting” energy drink, you know. But BY FAR the best, most manly name I came up with was BEAR SEMEN. Isn’t that awesome to have an energy drink called “Bear Semen?" It’s like a mix between caffeine energy supplements and like a protein shake-
(Some random korean ??? *someone please tell me*)
Uh oh, someone joining the channel!
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9:00
Man, I wish I need to ban more people from this vent channel.
But yeah man, we need to have a little disclaimer on our BEAR SEMEN thing that says, you know, “contains absolutely no bear semen”, cause we wouldn’t want people thinking our company was just holdin’ a bunch of bears captive, jacking them off all day for our product.
But anyways, enough about EXTREME energy drinks. We have- uh- two gateways going down for- uh- CombatEX. He’s putting a few extra cannons there, he’s getting a little bit scared of Le Scourge and Le Mutas, which (ho!) have popped up now. So Chill’s doing a little- little bit different action here, most people like to go for that fifth hatch, get the hydras out and do a big mass army, BUT it looks like Chill’s going to get ready for some ass here, gonna bust out the mutas and sneak in the back door, not unlike syphilis.
So, we do have the stargate being thrown down, so we’ll probably be getting some- uh- dark templar, some archons, everything proceeding totally as standard, EXCEPT that it seems like- this is a little scared, I feel, to be making that many cannons. He didn’t cancel this one, soo it looks like he’s feeling a little bit more calm. He’s rallying in Le Mutar. And you know, it’s kinda funny because- oops, I gotta stop opening up that menu, I keep on trying to click on the minimap- cause it’s kinda funny, because normally, you wouldn’t get this many cannons, because normally your opponent would be going for Le Scourge. However, coincidentally, Chill is in fact NOT going for Le Scourge-hydra, he’s trying to bust in here with some mutas- UH OHHH we have some corsairs, look at the sick micro by Combat- UH OHHHHH losing a templar, no archon for you.
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Hooo! I think we're fucking recording! Oh my motherfucking god. Can anyone please message me to make sure that the stream is working properly. Oh baby baby baby. Oh my god and CombatEX begins by getting dropped from the game. What a heroic epic legendary beginning to the most anticipated match in the century.
Oh my goodness this should be just the sickest most epic like Tiger Woods fist pumping-ly Mike Tyson ear biting-ly epic match the world has yet known. So right now we are eagerly awaiting the arrival of combatEX, BUT he was dropped from the game and now we have tons of people filling in the game who we have to ban, so before we get pumped up for this match we gotta talk a little bit about why this match is just so unreal.
+ Show Spoiler +
1:16
We gotta talk about how it is humanly possible something this kickass could have actually happened. To do so we have to understand what it means to have a penis... ON THE INTERNET.
So we have our good friend chill, and his penis in the starcraft community is his epic ability to reign as the commander of the strategy forums on teamliquid dot net. He wields his penis to smash terrible original posts and guide- oh my god we have so many people joining, pleease leave the channel PLEASEE leave the channel. Oh my god I need to talk more about the epic penis of chill. Dude get a grip on the game chill… chill chill get a grip on the game *furious typing*. Alright, close those slots!
Basically, all I really wanted to say is that Chill wields his penis in a very insightful educational fashion on the teamliquid dot net forums. However, this of course has brought him an excessive amount of notoriety that he must bring against combatEX- OH MY GOODD we're not even gonna get any trash to begin the game one, we're just jumping right into things.
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2:32
Alright, now I'm gonna be turning up my volume nice and loud so EVERYbody can hear the epic action unfolding. Now the thing is that we have to compare Chill's penis to that of combatEX because combatEX- ooohhh, beginning with a little bit of trash, Chill's a bitch! Harlemworld, who is our good friend Chill, confirms-
(Hotbid- THE COLORS ARE MESSED UP.)
Thank god for Hotbid. I hope this is fixed, if not Hotbid will be a-jammin' back into here...let me know what's up! But of course combatEX did a very wonderful thing for this community- combatEX is providing videos for the COMPLETE scrub, not trying to bring the D level player to the C level, he's trying to bring YOUR GRANDMA into starcraft and letting her know what's up.
+ Show Spoiler +
3:16
So right now Chill is trying to bash on combatEX- combatEX, again as I was saying, he tries to provide commentary to the masses- that is HIS penis, that is HIS identity in the starcraft community. HOWEVER, teamliquid dot net discovered that combatEX was doing a little bit of win trading, a little bit of win abusing, which of course caused the entire starcraft community to say "Hey combat, your penis is full of SHIT", right, everyone started raging out against him, saying that he was totally full of shit- that he was NOT a good player... but of course combatEX decides to make an apology video, which HAD to be one of the worst apologies ever given maybe? Probably the worst, because it's just a way of ordering things, as a way of going "hey, you know I know there's a lot of tension going on, but I did the wrong thing." You gotta wrap up by saying that. CombatEX, on the other hand, began by saying "hey, I MAY have done the wrong thing, I MAY have transgressed...but let me start off by saying how wrong teamliquid is", which was a big no-no, cause now we have two epic penises in the starcraft community clashing… oh my god we have all of teamliquid watching, we have over 1k viewers, I think, getting ready to watch this match. And NOW that I’ve introduced the two players, we get ready to see what the two players are doing so I can begin making fun of them.
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4:32
So we do see a 9-pool opening up for uh…uh our good friend Chill, which is totally fine, totally legit. I do like a 9-pool opening on this map, force them to get that forge a little bit earlier. I don’t know why he didn’t gas, though… well, I mean at the bottom position it's a little bit tighter so you can’t run past with the speedlings- AND OHHH NOO, every zerg’s nightmare- look at this little probe, look at this little piece of shit, just circling around and around. I have a big banana grin on my face, cause UGHHHHHH he gets it down, and here come the zerglings to show the probe who’s boss. Oh man, but this one zergling is all that’s going to try and get in this probe’s way. These other five zerglings are rampaging down to attack this vulnerable cannon- OHHH FUUUUCK oh my god if he brought this one extra zergling he’d be able to kill that cannon. This is DangerTown for fucking CombatEX. He really should not try to do one cannon there. I mean, if you ever see one cannon and you have six lings, you should just fucking go for it- PSHHAHAHA ooohhh look at the lings- nice wall off, man, those lings- man, this isn’t even like an ultralisk proof wall off, lings just got to march in there side by side like they were boarding the ark.
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5:44
So right now CombatEX already starting off on the express bus to FrownTown. He has two lings in his base at the start of the game, and look at Chill, he’s giggling to himself right now, he’s “Heuhhh I get to expand”… well he would if he told his drone to do it. So right now we have uh some lings rampaging. Chill, feeling ahead, goes ahead and throws away a zergling, just to sort of even up- uh- things a little bit. We have a gas going down, combatEX doing a fairly good job of not getting too shaken, still only has one cannon, which is quite impressive that he’s that confident- throwing down another cannon UUUHHHHHHHHHHHH *climax-like moaning* I’m not sure what I like about that, that’s a little bit what we call “panic mode”, because look at these, look at these probes, administering the rape on these zerglings.
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6:25
…and this cannon, I mean, does he really need one cannon for this zergling? Is it really that big of a deal? Nuh, you gotta man up, you gotta micro those man-probes.
So, uh, this one zergling still causing a little bit of trouble- UH, uh-oh! We have a little bit Lair going down, so Chill’s just transitioning into that good old standard three hatch fast Lair, but we have a probe… OHH my god what is the probe going to do- is it gonna build a pylon? Is there gonna be cannons coming? Cause let me tell you something, my brother is the infamous Tasteless, and if there’s one person who KNOWS how to be gay as fuck with cannons, it is my brother. I fucking bolt up right in a cold sweat from nightmares- UHHHOOOOH it’s the cannon! Man I cannot tell you how many times I just bolted up from a nightmare, my brother just making cannons, and I’m just like “Momma, would you look under my bed to see if there’s any cannons making?”
But ooohhh my god, thwarting the nightmare, the ling comes out, ffffsssssst snuck in there no problem- look at that, an el oh el, look at Chill! He’s enjoying himself, he’s enjoying smacking down the sneaky straps of CombatEX, which of course incites a “Are you for Rela?”. Oh, fo-rela indeed.
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7:32
Cannons be everywhere... Cybernetics core going down, timing feels a bit late, spider sense would indicate that that’s a little bit more delayed than it should be. We have- uh- we have a little bit of zealot, tryin’ to do a little bit of ACTION in the main of Chill. Nothing too eventful going on right now.
And it appears a download just completed right now in my computer, so if color’s fucked up, Hot-Bid will come careening into the channel to let me know.
So we have a spire going down, everything’s proceeding precisely as normally, except-
(Hotbid- THE COLORS ARE FINE)
Alright, I hope the colors are good NOW! That scream you hear in the background was, I believe, Hotbid. So, we have a stargate going down, and now that everything seems standard, but it’s really important you note that this is the most MOTHERFUCKING EPIC MATCH THAT HAS EVER happened. I mean, someone came up to me today and he was like “Oh, last night Jaedong and Flash played, who won?” and I was like “psft, who gives a fuck, fucking CHILL VERSUS COMBAT-EX is coming up.”
Oh god I got so excited for this match that I drank one of those out-of-control energy drinks, ughh fuck, some thorn-gristle pump juice. I was actually trying to think of really good names for energy drinks the other day, something like “School-Shooting” energy drink, you know. But BY FAR the best, most manly name I came up with was BEAR SEMEN. Isn’t that awesome to have an energy drink called “Bear Semen?" It’s like a mix between caffeine energy supplements and like a protein shake-
(Some random korean ??? *someone please tell me*)
Uh oh, someone joining the channel!
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9:00
Man, I wish I need to ban more people from this vent channel.
But yeah man, we need to have a little disclaimer on our BEAR SEMEN thing that says, you know, “contains absolutely no bear semen”, cause we wouldn’t want people thinking our company was just holdin’ a bunch of bears captive, jacking them off all day for our product.
But anyways, enough about EXTREME energy drinks. We have- uh- two gateways going down for- uh- CombatEX. He’s putting a few extra cannons there, he’s getting a little bit scared of Le Scourge and Le Mutas, which (ho!) have popped up now. So Chill’s doing a little- little bit different action here, most people like to go for that fifth hatch, get the hydras out and do a big mass army, BUT it looks like Chill’s going to get ready for some ass here, gonna bust out the mutas and sneak in the back door, not unlike syphilis.
So, we do have the stargate being thrown down, so we’ll probably be getting some- uh- dark templar, some archons, everything proceeding totally as standard, EXCEPT that it seems like- this is a little scared, I feel, to be making that many cannons. He didn’t cancel this one, soo it looks like he’s feeling a little bit more calm. He’s rallying in Le Mutar. And you know, it’s kinda funny because- oops, I gotta stop opening up that menu, I keep on trying to click on the minimap- cause it’s kinda funny, because normally, you wouldn’t get this many cannons, because normally your opponent would be going for Le Scourge. However, coincidentally, Chill is in fact NOT going for Le Scourge-hydra, he’s trying to bust in here with some mutas- UH OHHH we have some corsairs, look at the sick micro by Combat- UH OHHHHH losing a templar, no archon for you.
10:34- 20:23
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10:34
Oh OOHHH oh dark templar, ran across the gate, gonna try and do a little bit of damage. Oh, and look at this: Chill appropriately turtled. Notice how his overlords are placed... not watching the action- oh my god OOOHHH he knocked out all the corsairs, ANOTHER high templar falls, and look at this, look at this: panic cannon. You don’t really need this cannon here... it’s not exactly what you should be doing. This is a little bit overreacting. Cause you mean, really, THIS is what’s really in danger right now, not your main nexus. So he has another corsair coming out.
Note that he briefly tried to do some action here with the DT, BUT he wasn’t able to do anything because of the wonderfully placed overlords of our good neighborhood friend Chill. He’s going to try and sneak up in here, maybe… nah, he’s just gonna go do his own thing. He’s on a lunch break.
So we have the plus one upgrade being upgraded, like you do. Uh, we have something upgrading here; I’d imagine this would be plus one attack upgrade… is this, is this archon walled off? Is that’s what’s going on here? Is that what I’m seeing? I mean, cause I’m looking at the micro going on over HERE, and I’m looking at this archon over HERE, look at him just straining like when you’re in your bed and you just gotta get that glass of water, but you can’t leave cause it’s so warm? It’s like what this archon’s doing- UH OH. Oh my god, "enceased" by fury, archon decides to start killing his own home world.
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11:56
So we have chill doing a nice job with these mutas, managing to kill off some more corsairs, the archon is now escaped from his self made prison. I’m gonna increase the volume just max out this sort of heavy base thump that you guys will be hearing with every one of those muta swipes. So we do have more hydras being pumped out for Chill… we got some corsair action going on- OOH he loses the corsair… and the robo bay is being thrown down. Little early, little early. Well, it appears that- uh- I guess he was stockpiling money for a time when he could make five gateways, the good ol’, you know, “Hold off with corsairs into five gateways instantly” build.
So we have, we have our good friend Chill getting a little bit aggressive, there’s a lot of cannons here, I’m not sure if this is gonna work, there’s just not that many, not that many units. I gotta turn it down because it’s most important that I can hear myself talk too mmeahhh. So Chill does decide to pull out- Chill continuing to expand, massing up the hydras- he has overlord speed, and it looks like more overlords than he will ever need, jesus, he just wanted to make the shit out of THOSE overlords. My GOD those are a lot of overlords.
Heh, his girlfriends says “you don’t have any units” with a little unhappy face- oh my god the protoss on a rampage, TWO building kills. Oooh “your girlfriend can suck a dick”, busting out the wit in the middle of a match. CombatEX attaching a footnote to his insult, she “can suck a dick”… “MY dick”, with a little star, a little asterick, just to let him know that when he was talking shit, he meant it in the cleverest way possible in the initial thing. That really is the worst part about talking shit, is if you fuck up when you’re shit talking, you can’t be like “oh what I really meant was this.” You just gotta like run with it. Cause sometimes you’ll be talking shit and you’ll mess up and you’ll be like “well hey, at least I had sex with my mom!” And then you just gotta be like “You piece of fucking shit”, you know. You can’t correct yourself, you just gotta keep berating him with more vulgarities.
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13:54
So we see this bridge is now under total control by Chill- Oh, here come observers! Here… come… OBSERVERS! There’s the observer! So it looks like- nice storms, el oh fucking el, the trash rate continues. He says “ty”: correction, and by that I mean MY dick… oh it didn’t happen this time, no footnote on that, thank you.
Uh oh, we have two drones here, suspiciously placed for Le Manner Hatchery. So this contain is brutal, any time on Destination when these double bridges are controlled by your opponent, it’s impossible to bust out. So traditionally what you do is you mine out THIS little thing so you can scoot out your back door, and then your next expansion is going to be the bottom left mineral nat, and then so on and so forth. But Chill decides- er Combat’s going to be a real man here and try to bust out… with no observers! But that’s okay, because there’s no lurkers- oh my god, a substantial amount of units coming out for CombatEX, oh no chill… chill is being overrun by the units! Oh no, Chill, we just don’t want to be in THIS position. I mean this hatchery is struggling to finish, it’s trying to get there as fast as possible. We see more units streaming down from the special Chill style “three larvae per hatchery” macro.
So it looks like he’s barely gonna hold this off. This number of gateways is good, I do like the fact that he has eight gateways, because you really need to slam out a fuckton of units if you want to break any contain. And you remember this little friendly DT? El oh el, he’s just sort of checking out what’s going on, yeah… what’s up, ursadon? Yeah… panda bear guy, runs in the family.
So, we have Le plus one upgrade going down, we have the double observatory build… this is really good to get double observatory if you want to get the speed and sight range for the observer simultaneously. It’s a little bit of an advanced tactic, and by advanced I mean really fucking bad. So we have the- uh- lurkers finally out for Chill, he just decided that he wanted to bide his time a little bit, make the game more intense by having a really shitty wall off for as long as possible… but it’s okay it seemed to work out for him in the end.
And we have sunken colonies being built right here, which are going to do once he mines this out, goes to the left, goes up, and exits where there’s no hatchery- why is this not being mined out? The world may never know, it might not. It just might not be something that we learn about.
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16:21
So we have the good old contain happening for our friendly neighborhood HarlemWorld, which I don’t get at all…I guess it’s funny- OH, still a Lair tech. Right now, it looks like we have seven hatcheries being made for chill, the good old macro mode, and by macro mode I mean three larva at each hatchery. Okay, now they’re… now, now he’s gonna… he’s gonna macro, I think, he’s gonna… fuck it, let’s go back and look at the wall in! Alright great, he’s extending with the sunken colony- lurker defense. We have an army being massed up by CombatEX with… with… uhhh… is this BGH? One two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve gateways… being thrown down, which is standard transition after the two observatory opening. Heheh… I’m gonna get, I’m gonna, I’ll be right back.
(Hotbid- LDKJFSLDFJFUCKERS *??? Help me on this as well*)
Alright, I’m back, I’m back! Thanks to the screams of Hotbid, I had to briefly go to my fridge to get another can of bear semen yeahhhh. So now we have him finally, FINALLY mining out- mmm!- finally mining out the back door, and he has a shuttle there for something, could be for anything. I don’t see a umm… I don’t see a robotics support facility, let alone a double robotics support facility, so not sure what’s gonna be going down.
So we have this contain which is fairly strong right now, and then uhm chill finally abusing his *meaning CombatEX’s* backdoor, and we have uhm a pretty substantial army by CombatEX as a matter of fact, that’s- that’s pretty good! That’s pretty- pretty large thing… uhm, I guess they hopped in there- oh, nope, they ran back, so he is going to be able to push out here, and right now Chill is repositioning all his units over here to sort of try and extend this contain and CombatEX will be expanding here…twice.
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18:27
So, so we have these- sorry, I just think of these really funny- uh oh, he’s moving down to attack- OOHH there’s so many zealots and there’s so many lunkers… Lunkers, the cool way to say lurker. So, we have the two observers chillin’ back here, not quite seein’ anything- all those zealots seem to evaporate, because uh that’s kinda how that works when you have lurkers- OHHHHH the observers fall.
So it turns out these two probes weren’t for expanding, they were for, in fact, just for support against the monstrous, uhm… “three larvae at every hatchery” build by Chill… and the contain that isn’t really containing everything when there’s two entrances… so all right, we have some storms being thrown down- UH OH! I really think chill should've just hung out at the low ground, he should've chilled. Ha ah! Ooohhh… only the best jokes for today’s cast. I really think he just sorta hung back at the bottom, because he tried to push up here, he got really good storms, or really good storming opportunity for CombatEX, however when it comes down to it, HarlemWorld just has too many units. It does get taken down.
Meanwhile, it looks like CombatEX has been macroing fairly well out of his twelve gateways, so that’s always uh… uh, a good thing to be doing, is to do Le Macro, he’s getting mined out though, so this is uh, this is a little bit of uh FrownTown, this is a little bit of a danger zone, this is a little bit of a concern for late game protoss.
So Chill is just continuing to make Le Units, he only has two evolution chambers right now, heh only I said before I counted them, if he had three I still would've been like “yeah, he only has three evolution chambers, fucking noobie man, needs to work on that.” So he’s trying to move down here with virtually nothing, you know, just to let him know who’s boss- picks off the templar, oohhh and there’s no observers here. But it’s okay, since he has two observatories. Gonna be producing them in double time!
10:34
Oh OOHHH oh dark templar, ran across the gate, gonna try and do a little bit of damage. Oh, and look at this: Chill appropriately turtled. Notice how his overlords are placed... not watching the action- oh my god OOOHHH he knocked out all the corsairs, ANOTHER high templar falls, and look at this, look at this: panic cannon. You don’t really need this cannon here... it’s not exactly what you should be doing. This is a little bit overreacting. Cause you mean, really, THIS is what’s really in danger right now, not your main nexus. So he has another corsair coming out.
Note that he briefly tried to do some action here with the DT, BUT he wasn’t able to do anything because of the wonderfully placed overlords of our good neighborhood friend Chill. He’s going to try and sneak up in here, maybe… nah, he’s just gonna go do his own thing. He’s on a lunch break.
So we have the plus one upgrade being upgraded, like you do. Uh, we have something upgrading here; I’d imagine this would be plus one attack upgrade… is this, is this archon walled off? Is that’s what’s going on here? Is that what I’m seeing? I mean, cause I’m looking at the micro going on over HERE, and I’m looking at this archon over HERE, look at him just straining like when you’re in your bed and you just gotta get that glass of water, but you can’t leave cause it’s so warm? It’s like what this archon’s doing- UH OH. Oh my god, "enceased" by fury, archon decides to start killing his own home world.
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11:56
So we have chill doing a nice job with these mutas, managing to kill off some more corsairs, the archon is now escaped from his self made prison. I’m gonna increase the volume just max out this sort of heavy base thump that you guys will be hearing with every one of those muta swipes. So we do have more hydras being pumped out for Chill… we got some corsair action going on- OOH he loses the corsair… and the robo bay is being thrown down. Little early, little early. Well, it appears that- uh- I guess he was stockpiling money for a time when he could make five gateways, the good ol’, you know, “Hold off with corsairs into five gateways instantly” build.
So we have, we have our good friend Chill getting a little bit aggressive, there’s a lot of cannons here, I’m not sure if this is gonna work, there’s just not that many, not that many units. I gotta turn it down because it’s most important that I can hear myself talk too mmeahhh. So Chill does decide to pull out- Chill continuing to expand, massing up the hydras- he has overlord speed, and it looks like more overlords than he will ever need, jesus, he just wanted to make the shit out of THOSE overlords. My GOD those are a lot of overlords.
Heh, his girlfriends says “you don’t have any units” with a little unhappy face- oh my god the protoss on a rampage, TWO building kills. Oooh “your girlfriend can suck a dick”, busting out the wit in the middle of a match. CombatEX attaching a footnote to his insult, she “can suck a dick”… “MY dick”, with a little star, a little asterick, just to let him know that when he was talking shit, he meant it in the cleverest way possible in the initial thing. That really is the worst part about talking shit, is if you fuck up when you’re shit talking, you can’t be like “oh what I really meant was this.” You just gotta like run with it. Cause sometimes you’ll be talking shit and you’ll mess up and you’ll be like “well hey, at least I had sex with my mom!” And then you just gotta be like “You piece of fucking shit”, you know. You can’t correct yourself, you just gotta keep berating him with more vulgarities.
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13:54
So we see this bridge is now under total control by Chill- Oh, here come observers! Here… come… OBSERVERS! There’s the observer! So it looks like- nice storms, el oh fucking el, the trash rate continues. He says “ty”: correction, and by that I mean MY dick… oh it didn’t happen this time, no footnote on that, thank you.
Uh oh, we have two drones here, suspiciously placed for Le Manner Hatchery. So this contain is brutal, any time on Destination when these double bridges are controlled by your opponent, it’s impossible to bust out. So traditionally what you do is you mine out THIS little thing so you can scoot out your back door, and then your next expansion is going to be the bottom left mineral nat, and then so on and so forth. But Chill decides- er Combat’s going to be a real man here and try to bust out… with no observers! But that’s okay, because there’s no lurkers- oh my god, a substantial amount of units coming out for CombatEX, oh no chill… chill is being overrun by the units! Oh no, Chill, we just don’t want to be in THIS position. I mean this hatchery is struggling to finish, it’s trying to get there as fast as possible. We see more units streaming down from the special Chill style “three larvae per hatchery” macro.
So it looks like he’s barely gonna hold this off. This number of gateways is good, I do like the fact that he has eight gateways, because you really need to slam out a fuckton of units if you want to break any contain. And you remember this little friendly DT? El oh el, he’s just sort of checking out what’s going on, yeah… what’s up, ursadon? Yeah… panda bear guy, runs in the family.
So, we have Le plus one upgrade going down, we have the double observatory build… this is really good to get double observatory if you want to get the speed and sight range for the observer simultaneously. It’s a little bit of an advanced tactic, and by advanced I mean really fucking bad. So we have the- uh- lurkers finally out for Chill, he just decided that he wanted to bide his time a little bit, make the game more intense by having a really shitty wall off for as long as possible… but it’s okay it seemed to work out for him in the end.
And we have sunken colonies being built right here, which are going to do once he mines this out, goes to the left, goes up, and exits where there’s no hatchery- why is this not being mined out? The world may never know, it might not. It just might not be something that we learn about.
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16:21
So we have the good old contain happening for our friendly neighborhood HarlemWorld, which I don’t get at all…I guess it’s funny- OH, still a Lair tech. Right now, it looks like we have seven hatcheries being made for chill, the good old macro mode, and by macro mode I mean three larva at each hatchery. Okay, now they’re… now, now he’s gonna… he’s gonna macro, I think, he’s gonna… fuck it, let’s go back and look at the wall in! Alright great, he’s extending with the sunken colony- lurker defense. We have an army being massed up by CombatEX with… with… uhhh… is this BGH? One two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve gateways… being thrown down, which is standard transition after the two observatory opening. Heheh… I’m gonna get, I’m gonna, I’ll be right back.
(Hotbid- LDKJFSLDFJFUCKERS *??? Help me on this as well*)
Alright, I’m back, I’m back! Thanks to the screams of Hotbid, I had to briefly go to my fridge to get another can of bear semen yeahhhh. So now we have him finally, FINALLY mining out- mmm!- finally mining out the back door, and he has a shuttle there for something, could be for anything. I don’t see a umm… I don’t see a robotics support facility, let alone a double robotics support facility, so not sure what’s gonna be going down.
So we have this contain which is fairly strong right now, and then uhm chill finally abusing his *meaning CombatEX’s* backdoor, and we have uhm a pretty substantial army by CombatEX as a matter of fact, that’s- that’s pretty good! That’s pretty- pretty large thing… uhm, I guess they hopped in there- oh, nope, they ran back, so he is going to be able to push out here, and right now Chill is repositioning all his units over here to sort of try and extend this contain and CombatEX will be expanding here…twice.
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18:27
So, so we have these- sorry, I just think of these really funny- uh oh, he’s moving down to attack- OOHH there’s so many zealots and there’s so many lunkers… Lunkers, the cool way to say lurker. So, we have the two observers chillin’ back here, not quite seein’ anything- all those zealots seem to evaporate, because uh that’s kinda how that works when you have lurkers- OHHHHH the observers fall.
So it turns out these two probes weren’t for expanding, they were for, in fact, just for support against the monstrous, uhm… “three larvae at every hatchery” build by Chill… and the contain that isn’t really containing everything when there’s two entrances… so all right, we have some storms being thrown down- UH OH! I really think chill should've just hung out at the low ground, he should've chilled. Ha ah! Ooohhh… only the best jokes for today’s cast. I really think he just sorta hung back at the bottom, because he tried to push up here, he got really good storms, or really good storming opportunity for CombatEX, however when it comes down to it, HarlemWorld just has too many units. It does get taken down.
Meanwhile, it looks like CombatEX has been macroing fairly well out of his twelve gateways, so that’s always uh… uh, a good thing to be doing, is to do Le Macro, he’s getting mined out though, so this is uh, this is a little bit of uh FrownTown, this is a little bit of a danger zone, this is a little bit of a concern for late game protoss.
So Chill is just continuing to make Le Units, he only has two evolution chambers right now, heh only I said before I counted them, if he had three I still would've been like “yeah, he only has three evolution chambers, fucking noobie man, needs to work on that.” So he’s trying to move down here with virtually nothing, you know, just to let him know who’s boss- picks off the templar, oohhh and there’s no observers here. But it’s okay, since he has two observatories. Gonna be producing them in double time!
20:23- 29:12
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20:23
He might actually even kill this, especially with these hydras coming down. Oh no, oh no! OHHHH you’ve gotta kill it! Ohh, there goes another observer. That’s always like a really difficult thing to deal with as a protoss. Oohh, man did that thing barely die. OOOHHHHhhh, Le GG!
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Hoh, oh he’s making it on Longinus, oh that map is as dirty as fuck for- oh god, that’s a dangerous map for HarlemWorld to be playing on. Whisper Har-Lem-World! Name pass. Oh, everyone’s on /dnd. Hahaha. Ha, dangerous. Now people are messaging me in the channel, tee-hee. Oh goodness, my red cheeks. My goodness, channel dwellers, you sure know how to make a man blush.
I… ohhhh my god, ohhh we are in the game. Getting ready for the Longinus, I’m gonna drink a little bit of my bear semen really fast just so I can continue to be as pumped as fuck. + Show Spoiler +
Ah, man.
Ooohh, even has a little soundtrack at the opening of it! Oh, awesome!
So we do have our good friendly neighborhood Chill spawning at the bottom left location, and we have combatEX spawning at the top right location + Show Spoiler +
So, if I had to fault anything that happened on combatEX’s side, seeing as he was the loser, I’d probably say it’s just cause he didn’t sneak out that back door entrance-
(Hotbid- ??? *sounds like “Sick Suckers!”)
UUUHHHHHHGHHHHBUTTFUCK. Ugh. I’ve sort of developed this trend, instead of saying fuck as an expletive, I say butt fuck, which freaked my mom out when I first did it, she was like “Oohhh, don’t say that all the time.”
And so, combatEX, just to derail on myself, says “I play with my feet all the time, don’t worry”, and uhh we have Chill being equally not witty… really, I- they should just say “Shawn, trash talk the other person”, I’ll be “okay” and then I’ll take care of that. And then once I’ve done it, someone can say “can you counter this” and I’ll take care of it. Gentlemen, we’ll just leave the playing to you, I’ll be the one whose voice shall be heard over the channel.
So we have the standard early expanding action going down, you know, now that I just said that, I do like a two gate opening on this map; it’s a nice aggressive thing, and because there’s a pretty narrow distance right along here, it’s not too dangerous to early expand afterwards- like, if you tried to go two gate proxy on- oh no, not two gate proxy- uhm, two gate at your choke on a map like Destination, it’s a little bit too wide of an arena to defend, but on this map it’s totally good- and I do like aggressive openings in general.
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23:23
And now that I did all that, we have a forge being thrown down, so really I should just never talk about strategy in this match, I should talk more about why these players are just not as good as I am, which is my favorite thing to do.
So we have a pool going down, uh it looks something like a little bit of an overpool action going down here, I didn’t really look but I don’t need to cause I’m motherfucking Day[9], right? So look at this drone sneaking, the drone feels really clever, and- uh oh, the probe spots it. It always sucks when you scout the wrong position first, so in fact what a lot of players do is send there first probe right here, and if they see an overlord scouting in one direction or the other, they’ll send their probe appropriately. So that’s just sort of a good little trick to do on a map like Longinus. So uh, gonna drink a little bit more bear semen… mmmm... ahhhhh. Fantastic.
We have a little bit of- uh- zerglings killing – why don’t we just turn that up so we can hear it die- oohhh, that is the saddest probe you will ever hear. Cause he’s dead. Uhh, we have one cannon being thrown down, again, this is good by combatEX that- I was GONNA say that he didn’t overreact, because in game one that was definitely the strongest aspect of combatEX’s opening, is that he didn’t overreact- he saw no gas and felt confident enough getting away with just one cannon and expanding- oooh, I’m getting texted on my phone! Oh who is it? Oh…my mouse is too jerky. Okay, sorry, I will be much gentler. I’ll be like the OGN commentators, thanks for the text from Xeris.
So yeah, so we have a- we have some lings trying to do a little action up here at the front, but there’s too many cannons there- that definitely was the best thing that combatEX did in the first game, again, was not overreacting- this is a little bit much, I think he was made two cannons- he would get one and toss down that gateway, cause again, this is just SUCH a narrow entrance. That problem right now is that there’s no way for his units to get out. Soooo think about that next time.
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25:20
So we do have the standard sort of play going on for Chill, and I hope I’m clicking at an adequate speed because I’m used to observing at a dizzying three hundred apm. So right now just gotta… gotta chill…out. No pun intended- or, I guess it was a pun, just wasn’t funny.
So we have the standard three hatch and gas for our friendly neighborhood Chill, and we have Le CombatEX… freaking out man, he just has probes- AAAOOOHHH the fucking multi-probe scout that will get spotted anyways… that’s actually cute, I haven’t seen that before, I actually- I actually kinda like that. That’s pretty- it’s pretty hot MMMmm.
We have cybernetics core going down, this feels a little bit more on time. No, let me just turn down my scroll speeds, which are at the max, cause that’s how the motherfucking progamers do it HOOOOO! Yeah, I- I- this- this timing on the cybernetics core feels better than last game. Last game felt quite late, cause he built that cannon in his main so early, and then four extra cannons in his main so early, so that didn’t help too much- we have a little bit of an idle drone, but Chill’s able to spot that- uh oh, we have a little bit of probe, wandering around, trying to use some minerals as a shield, but uhm… fortunately the game designers were not that clever, this probe is just in danger zone, uh oh… I’m just gonna watch this and freak out ooOOHH PROBBEE- and he spots the lair. CombatEX did get to get a few shots off with these cannons against this overlord, Chill just wanted to let the cannon know who’s boss, just wanted to taunt the cannon a little bit, cause since taunting isn’t built in the game, kinda like there is in a lot of the Street Fighter games- Chill’s sort of freestylin; in his own right.
So another hatchery being thrown down, I think this is a little bit more of the standard play that we’re going to be seeing, this sort of uhm five hatch style, because I don’t see another gas here, I’m assuming he’s not going to go mutalisks, cause it would be kinda late to do that, and I assume- yeah, combatEX is doing the very standard stargate and citadel, this is the- the standard play to be doing this matchup these days.
Uhm, I don’t like that he’s walled himself off again… don’t wall yourself off. Uhm, you know, right now com- uh- chill is doing- I’m not sure what he’s doing, he should’ve been throwing down a fifth hatch by now…there it is. I’m not quite sure I like five hatch hydra play on this map, I think it’s a little more important to do something as zerg, like take the double gas, but uh what do I know. I’m only, like, a fucking A-level zerg pssffhh who would listen to my advice pssffhh el oh el oh el oh el oh el.
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27:53
So we have some more, uh, gateways that are gonna build units that, again, are walled off. And uh Chill’s going to be going for five hatch hydra- I mean, the reason I don’t like five hatch hydra… oh yeah, I can’t reveal the whole map cause this isn’t a replay, uhm… yeah, like, cause you go five hatch hydra cause you want to get good control over the center, but I don’t quite see how that necessarily helps considering there’s all these like all these topsy-turvy downy paths, there’s no real center to control, there’s tons of like roundabout routes- this map has a really circular dynamics- what, the first something that was really geared toward abusing this terrain and geared towards abusing this double gas, which I don’t think five hatch hydra does very effectively. But of course Chill, I mean he moderates the strategy forums, so you know… this could be his thing, this could be really good… or he could just be doing a five hatch hydra, which is just not good.
So uh we have the dark templar out which is fortunately not walled off because of this gosu x2 building placement… one ling goes down, two lings go down, three lings go down, and I would assume that- all the lings do go down. We have a corsair sort of chit-chit-checkin’ stuff out, we do have a well placed overlord that’s just like “holy fuuuck!” and he’s just running back to the sunken colony because Captain Dark Templar must be prevented from accessing the drone lines.
20:23
He might actually even kill this, especially with these hydras coming down. Oh no, oh no! OHHHH you’ve gotta kill it! Ohh, there goes another observer. That’s always like a really difficult thing to deal with as a protoss. Oohh, man did that thing barely die. OOOHHHHhhh, Le GG!
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game one ends, Chill 1-0 CombatEX, and it’s combat’s turn to choose the map
Hoh, oh he’s making it on Longinus, oh that map is as dirty as fuck for- oh god, that’s a dangerous map for HarlemWorld to be playing on. Whisper Har-Lem-World! Name pass. Oh, everyone’s on /dnd. Hahaha. Ha, dangerous. Now people are messaging me in the channel, tee-hee. Oh goodness, my red cheeks. My goodness, channel dwellers, you sure know how to make a man blush.
I… ohhhh my god, ohhh we are in the game. Getting ready for the Longinus, I’m gonna drink a little bit of my bear semen really fast just so I can continue to be as pumped as fuck. + Show Spoiler +
game two starts
Ah, man.
Ooohh, even has a little soundtrack at the opening of it! Oh, awesome!
So we do have our good friendly neighborhood Chill spawning at the bottom left location, and we have combatEX spawning at the top right location + Show Spoiler +
it’s actually top left
So, if I had to fault anything that happened on combatEX’s side, seeing as he was the loser, I’d probably say it’s just cause he didn’t sneak out that back door entrance-
(Hotbid- ??? *sounds like “Sick Suckers!”)
UUUHHHHHHGHHHHBUTTFUCK. Ugh. I’ve sort of developed this trend, instead of saying fuck as an expletive, I say butt fuck, which freaked my mom out when I first did it, she was like “Oohhh, don’t say that all the time.”
And so, combatEX, just to derail on myself, says “I play with my feet all the time, don’t worry”, and uhh we have Chill being equally not witty… really, I- they should just say “Shawn, trash talk the other person”, I’ll be “okay” and then I’ll take care of that. And then once I’ve done it, someone can say “can you counter this” and I’ll take care of it. Gentlemen, we’ll just leave the playing to you, I’ll be the one whose voice shall be heard over the channel.
So we have the standard early expanding action going down, you know, now that I just said that, I do like a two gate opening on this map; it’s a nice aggressive thing, and because there’s a pretty narrow distance right along here, it’s not too dangerous to early expand afterwards- like, if you tried to go two gate proxy on- oh no, not two gate proxy- uhm, two gate at your choke on a map like Destination, it’s a little bit too wide of an arena to defend, but on this map it’s totally good- and I do like aggressive openings in general.
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23:23
And now that I did all that, we have a forge being thrown down, so really I should just never talk about strategy in this match, I should talk more about why these players are just not as good as I am, which is my favorite thing to do.
So we have a pool going down, uh it looks something like a little bit of an overpool action going down here, I didn’t really look but I don’t need to cause I’m motherfucking Day[9], right? So look at this drone sneaking, the drone feels really clever, and- uh oh, the probe spots it. It always sucks when you scout the wrong position first, so in fact what a lot of players do is send there first probe right here, and if they see an overlord scouting in one direction or the other, they’ll send their probe appropriately. So that’s just sort of a good little trick to do on a map like Longinus. So uh, gonna drink a little bit more bear semen… mmmm... ahhhhh. Fantastic.
We have a little bit of- uh- zerglings killing – why don’t we just turn that up so we can hear it die- oohhh, that is the saddest probe you will ever hear. Cause he’s dead. Uhh, we have one cannon being thrown down, again, this is good by combatEX that- I was GONNA say that he didn’t overreact, because in game one that was definitely the strongest aspect of combatEX’s opening, is that he didn’t overreact- he saw no gas and felt confident enough getting away with just one cannon and expanding- oooh, I’m getting texted on my phone! Oh who is it? Oh…my mouse is too jerky. Okay, sorry, I will be much gentler. I’ll be like the OGN commentators, thanks for the text from Xeris.
So yeah, so we have a- we have some lings trying to do a little action up here at the front, but there’s too many cannons there- that definitely was the best thing that combatEX did in the first game, again, was not overreacting- this is a little bit much, I think he was made two cannons- he would get one and toss down that gateway, cause again, this is just SUCH a narrow entrance. That problem right now is that there’s no way for his units to get out. Soooo think about that next time.
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25:20
So we do have the standard sort of play going on for Chill, and I hope I’m clicking at an adequate speed because I’m used to observing at a dizzying three hundred apm. So right now just gotta… gotta chill…out. No pun intended- or, I guess it was a pun, just wasn’t funny.
So we have the standard three hatch and gas for our friendly neighborhood Chill, and we have Le CombatEX… freaking out man, he just has probes- AAAOOOHHH the fucking multi-probe scout that will get spotted anyways… that’s actually cute, I haven’t seen that before, I actually- I actually kinda like that. That’s pretty- it’s pretty hot MMMmm.
We have cybernetics core going down, this feels a little bit more on time. No, let me just turn down my scroll speeds, which are at the max, cause that’s how the motherfucking progamers do it HOOOOO! Yeah, I- I- this- this timing on the cybernetics core feels better than last game. Last game felt quite late, cause he built that cannon in his main so early, and then four extra cannons in his main so early, so that didn’t help too much- we have a little bit of an idle drone, but Chill’s able to spot that- uh oh, we have a little bit of probe, wandering around, trying to use some minerals as a shield, but uhm… fortunately the game designers were not that clever, this probe is just in danger zone, uh oh… I’m just gonna watch this and freak out ooOOHH PROBBEE- and he spots the lair. CombatEX did get to get a few shots off with these cannons against this overlord, Chill just wanted to let the cannon know who’s boss, just wanted to taunt the cannon a little bit, cause since taunting isn’t built in the game, kinda like there is in a lot of the Street Fighter games- Chill’s sort of freestylin; in his own right.
So another hatchery being thrown down, I think this is a little bit more of the standard play that we’re going to be seeing, this sort of uhm five hatch style, because I don’t see another gas here, I’m assuming he’s not going to go mutalisks, cause it would be kinda late to do that, and I assume- yeah, combatEX is doing the very standard stargate and citadel, this is the- the standard play to be doing this matchup these days.
Uhm, I don’t like that he’s walled himself off again… don’t wall yourself off. Uhm, you know, right now com- uh- chill is doing- I’m not sure what he’s doing, he should’ve been throwing down a fifth hatch by now…there it is. I’m not quite sure I like five hatch hydra play on this map, I think it’s a little more important to do something as zerg, like take the double gas, but uh what do I know. I’m only, like, a fucking A-level zerg pssffhh who would listen to my advice pssffhh el oh el oh el oh el oh el.
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27:53
So we have some more, uh, gateways that are gonna build units that, again, are walled off. And uh Chill’s going to be going for five hatch hydra- I mean, the reason I don’t like five hatch hydra… oh yeah, I can’t reveal the whole map cause this isn’t a replay, uhm… yeah, like, cause you go five hatch hydra cause you want to get good control over the center, but I don’t quite see how that necessarily helps considering there’s all these like all these topsy-turvy downy paths, there’s no real center to control, there’s tons of like roundabout routes- this map has a really circular dynamics- what, the first something that was really geared toward abusing this terrain and geared towards abusing this double gas, which I don’t think five hatch hydra does very effectively. But of course Chill, I mean he moderates the strategy forums, so you know… this could be his thing, this could be really good… or he could just be doing a five hatch hydra, which is just not good.
So uh we have the dark templar out which is fortunately not walled off because of this gosu x2 building placement… one ling goes down, two lings go down, three lings go down, and I would assume that- all the lings do go down. We have a corsair sort of chit-chit-checkin’ stuff out, we do have a well placed overlord that’s just like “holy fuuuck!” and he’s just running back to the sunken colony because Captain Dark Templar must be prevented from accessing the drone lines.
29:12- 41:41
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29:12
So there’s some slow hydras, there’s some well placed sunken colonies, and we have a MASSIVE amount of gateways to produce HUGE quantities of units…that’ll be walled off.
So we have the dark templar- one kill, two kills… he’s, uh, doing some moonwalking- uhh man, sick dance moves. Psfft, he was a star on the protoss episode “So You Think You Can Dance”… simon gave him an X, so he flipped out and killed eight drones.
We have the robo bay going down for the lurkers that don’t exist, but you know- actually, I shouldn’t criticize that on combatEX’s part, cause this is just sort of standard timing, so psfft, heheh, nothing to be said there. Still walled off, I can make fun of him for that, so that’s good. Uhm…uhh… and yeah, so we have some- we have Le Scourge kinda checkin’ things out, one scourge by himself, he doesn’t have a partner, we don’t know where that went. This uh dark templar is being pushed back… we have some more drones and stuff being made for Chill- I think he should've expanded by now. Really gonna want to expand, gotta… gotta take that double gas- this is exactly where the dark templar wants to be, though, so that’s… so right now, I can definitely see why he chose Longinus as a map, I really do like the way that he’s playing this, he’s definitely gonna be getting that… uhm… range upgrade for the goons that are gonna be walled off, and that’ll- that’ll be a really nice opportunity to sort of bust in- cause again, if you can just get here and push the high ground, pushing back down here is tremendously easy for… for- uhm- for protoss to do. So right now, Chill’s going to be trying to take his right double gas, which is a key fundamentally important component for this map. Uh, a build that I normally do involved taking this double gas really fast and abusing it, so a lot of lurker-muta openings are really strong on this map. And even if you don’t like that, because everything’s so spread apart and these chokes are so different, I don’t even mind, instead of placing this third hatch here, placing it here and taking THIS main with your fourth hatch. And you can control with mutas and lurkers quite effectively in these narrow regions.
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31:19
Uh oh, special little gateway-be-gone going down. These zealots are picking and demolishing and rioting and destroying their own property. We have one obs out, so pushy time for combatEX. I want you to know how well timed this was by combatEX, he has quite a nice little army coming out right now, he’s gonna be able to take this expansion, and this occurs, RIGHT when his first observer comes out. A lot of protosses tend to get that observer out too early and when they push up they don’t have enough stuff… not combatEX. Against this force by Chill that, again, I didn’t think was too good, let’s see if I’m right. Oh FUCK I want to be right so bad, that’s so important to me. Oh my god we have more hydralisks positioned on low ground, which is shitty!
Okay, here they come, OOOHH, really nice flankuhh! There’s one good storm, WOOOO two good storms coming up, HOOOOOO… too many hydras though, this is kinda spread out action, kinda hard to see who’s gonna come out on top but I think it’s gonna be combatEX. OOHHH a second storm goes down. OHHHH it looks like, yes, it does in fact manage to take it out. Now the most important thing to do when you’re in the advantage is fucking run away?- What is this? Why are you running? What…- all right, awesome. He just wanted to high-five this probe, he wanted to be like “All right nice job man, you expanded!”
All right, so we got two observers coming out, and NOW combatEX, the master of not being indecisive, is double expanding- how does he get that much money, is this replay bug?- What is this? Got some more gateways going down, so either- either combatEX is having monstrously good macro and resource management, or he’s fucking bad. Could be either one, I don’t know, I’m no expert, I’m just an A-level zerg, heheh…ahhh, I love being listened to.
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33:02
So this actually SUCKS for zerg, if- if protoss manages to get that. That is just the dickest of dicks on the butt, you just do not be in that scenario. And right now he still pretty much just has this- uh- lurker hydra army, which is good for controlling the middle, but again because of this circular dynamic you can just run right by- and he’s gonna lose the crucial double gas, let’s see what these units do, watch the minimap. Ignore this, watch the minimap, what are these units gonna do, is he gonna crunch this expo? It looks like that’s what he’s going to do, but of course combatEX has been macroing out of a tremendous number of gateways. So this flank has to be PERFECT, OHHHH he’s getting stormed, he’s running around, oh my god! Oh god, everything’s just a little bit too spread out.
So the expansion down here is dead, as you will note via Le Minimap, and this lurker is not going to be too much of a challenge- this is not looking so good for our friendly neighboorhood Chill. I think he chose a not good build for this map, but hopefully he’s just gonna try to 1a2a3a HIS way into victory.
We have some more zealots going down, oh by the way Xeris, since I know you’re watching this stream, anything you want to tell me just text me. So we have- uh- more units coming out. We have these archons are gonna go down…virtually instantly, we have an observer going down to protect the lurkers that are not existing…anywhere. And uh, this expansion might fall, but uh there’s just too many units coming back for combatEX. So this is the huge danger of this map, is that if zerg isn’t good at sort of abusing the excessive amount of gas early on, then once protoss gets HIS own double gas, it’s just really hard to deal with. So really the only thing I think Chill can do right now, since he seems to be low on units, is to go for a drop and tryin to fuck this expansion up. But right now with that many gateways producing, well I don’t know if they’re producing, they could just be kinda hangin’ out… uhm, with all these gateways available it’s gonna kinda be hard for Chill to push back, so uhh looking good for combatEX, looking good for combatEEEEX! The man who was caught abusing, showing that he can’t fucking type. “Sup Chillez” semicolon L, “Hi, how’s your gf”... hope she’s sucking a dick, MINE, that is, HOOOOOOOOO! Taking clever lessons from our friendly neighboorhood dash combat dash EX dash.
Uh oh, doing some micro, and by micro I mean death, despite the fact that he has, you know, several thousand gateways- ooh, I’m getting texted from Xeris. Oh, Xeris said that Louder mentioned something about you needing to blow him in an hour! Uhm… I, for some reason, I just can’t think of something funny to say about that, so I’ll- I’ll try to think of something in the course of this cast, and I’ll let you guys know in a later day. Heheh.
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36:04
So yeah, so we have the monstrous army of uhhh, this guy, whoever he is… combatEx…dash. Comin’ out, takin’ out some overlords, we see a little bit of hydra is tryin’ to kill this one zealot because these hydras will die to this army, so you might as well show the one zealot who’s boss, right?
So we have some lurkers, some emergency lurkers trying to be morphed, but really, it’s just too hard to get that much pooped out of five hatcheries when you only have two gas. He’s just gonna burrow the lurkers, and they’re gonna die virtually instantly, unless he can take out these observers. Aww, most of the army is just not there… oh, no. Uh oh, combatEX, busting out the caps lock, wielding his penis in an oh-so excessively decisive fasion… which brings our epic legendary match to tied… one to one.
Ohh my god. Oh my goodness, oh my holy “what the fuck”. It appears we are moving on to match two. Alright,so now I get to spend a brief amount of time in the channel, and people are just saying uhh just a such a bunch of penis comments. Someone called me a faggot, which is pretty funny, I will admit. OOHHHHhh Chill, you dirty little slut. He hosted the game on BLUEEE STORMMM. Oh, man. MMMMmm, I love this map, it’s so zerg. Mister T dash EX says “go! Combat go!” and he gets banned.
Alright, we’re going on to match three on Le Blue Storm. Startin’ the match, I’m gonna hit F8 to stop the stream and F7 to start it right up so that way Hotbid won’t come screaming into the channel with his adrenaline-stricken panic.
(Hotbid- AFJD LKJDF *jesus speak the fuck more clearly please D: *)
heHAHHAHAHAAHAH. A-ba-ba-ba-ba-ballin’. Oh my god, member’ that, huh? I don’t even know, he’s speaking Canadian, I don’t even have a translator for it. We’ll have to put the uh Canadian and the English translator so that way we can find out what these two friendly neighboorhood northlanders are telling us.
“Jealous?” “Very.” So once again they’re trying to be rather clever, uhm they’re clever and maybe uh C+, nooo, maybe like a C- D+ level, maybe like a 1200 game high level clever. “You’re only releasing your win, like a little bitch.” Check, G-100, bitch! HOOOOOOOO! Verse me! You idiot! God! Oh Shit! Man. Take this down, folks. Post it on the fridge, let everyone know. Shit, I forgot to record- no you didn’t, you faggot. Uh ohhhh, Le rage, okay, so we do again have the 9-pool bustin’ out for our friendly neighboorhood Chill, we do have the early expand for our friendly neighboorhood dash combat dash EX dash- Oh man, there’s some serious rage going on right now- LOOKATHIS, “I’m talking about last game”, “SHUT THE FUCK UP, FAG.” Oh man, the trash talking nature of the internet is revealed. Mother’s cover your toddler’s eyes. This is not for the faint of heart- “rmbr?” Just type fucking remember dude, you have like how many fucking apm, you don’t need to type “rmbr”. “Lost and still talking shit”, question mark? “I’m not talking shit about that game, you moron.” “FUCK YOU”- HAHAHAHA. PSFT- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- ooohhhh, “what’s diagonal”, yeahhh, that’s what I do, any time I’m talking shit I just test geometry… “your girlfriend nailed me hard last night”… ah, man. I wonder what HER starcraft penis is like. Well, we know how it works with girls in the starcraft community… like, “oh, you’re a girl? You’re really good? Do you want to join TOT and PG? Ohhhh wait, you’re actually a man? Oohh, zeeya.”
“FCK U”. So enraged, he doesn’t even hit any vowels… with the exception of U, heheh, other than that one… so we have the expansion being busted out, this standard sort of 9-pool opening, I don’t like 9-pool no gas, I think uhm- I think it sucks, really, because it- it doesn’t really make your opponent do anything except make a cannon or two. I like making 9-pool speed and really fuckin’ showing that protoss who’s boss, you know, like in the noise, administering the pain, snappin’ the necks in half. We have the standard double expand, I mean since you guys know all this shit, I don’t really need to focus on that, because really no one’s really joining- no one’s watching this for educational value, people are just watching because there’s two fucking ego-driven maniacs raging out at one another, in just about the funniest way possible- “you want a cookie” , and for Chill “you guys lost to”… I eagerly await the end of that sentence. Ahh.
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41:41
Oooh, combatEX keeping me on my feet, starting sentences, not finishin’ them, left and right. We have a overlord chit-chit-checkin out the progress of this gateway. This- I like this wall-in, because it’s not a fuckin’ wall, you see how units can pass through that and this gateway doesn’t have its sure death at like the seventh minute mark? It’s a good little bit of advice to take, for uh the protosses that are trying to improve but keep killing all your fucking buildings, you know, it’s a good way to sort of avoid that.
Alright, I wish there was some way to turn off chat, cause these guys are just jammin’ up my flow. Huuuuuhh *it’s actually a sigh* little guys,fuckin’ raging out, because here’s the thing, here’s the thing. EVERYONE. who likes combatEX is gonna be like “fuck yeah, he’s gonna win 3-0” and everyone who likes Chill is gonna be like “fuck yeah, HE’S gonna win 3-0”, and now we’re 1-1, and I think both of them are really pissed off that they don’t have a 3-0 opportunity. So I think this is why, in this particular instance, we have maximal rage.
So here’s a little bit of frowny to note, see, a lot of players like putting a pylon there, and they put the forge there and the gateway there. That’s actually a tight wall on the left with the forge and the gateway, but the advantage of having a pylon there is that you can make more cannons here, so when mutalisks come later here you don’t have to fucking freak out and start a pylon, wait for it to finish, and then build cannons. That’s EXACTLY what combatEX is gonna have to do this game, should mutalisks ever come into play. So that’s just a little bit of thing you want to be adding, but before I say anything else, DUM DUM DUH BUNUHNUHHHHH!! We have Le Hidden Gateways. Oh my god here comes another- HOOOOOOO! You know what, I really like this, assuming he doesn’t make TOO many gateways, I mean he made TWELVE gateways in game one, I would love it if he made twelve gateways right there, just be like “yeahhhh!” just spend all his money on gateways, got hit by mutas, and ALT QQ’d… a little bit of Self-QQing.
So uh, I’m trying to see… so he’s not researching uhm the range upgrade there, so this isn’t gonna be a dragoon bust-in, this is gonna be zealots, which of course makes sense because of this little narrow ramp here, he’s gonna run the zealots in, sort of- uh- sneaking in with his zealot police force, noting Chill has left the back door open for the penal system, if you know what I mean.
29:12
So there’s some slow hydras, there’s some well placed sunken colonies, and we have a MASSIVE amount of gateways to produce HUGE quantities of units…that’ll be walled off.
So we have the dark templar- one kill, two kills… he’s, uh, doing some moonwalking- uhh man, sick dance moves. Psfft, he was a star on the protoss episode “So You Think You Can Dance”… simon gave him an X, so he flipped out and killed eight drones.
We have the robo bay going down for the lurkers that don’t exist, but you know- actually, I shouldn’t criticize that on combatEX’s part, cause this is just sort of standard timing, so psfft, heheh, nothing to be said there. Still walled off, I can make fun of him for that, so that’s good. Uhm…uhh… and yeah, so we have some- we have Le Scourge kinda checkin’ things out, one scourge by himself, he doesn’t have a partner, we don’t know where that went. This uh dark templar is being pushed back… we have some more drones and stuff being made for Chill- I think he should've expanded by now. Really gonna want to expand, gotta… gotta take that double gas- this is exactly where the dark templar wants to be, though, so that’s… so right now, I can definitely see why he chose Longinus as a map, I really do like the way that he’s playing this, he’s definitely gonna be getting that… uhm… range upgrade for the goons that are gonna be walled off, and that’ll- that’ll be a really nice opportunity to sort of bust in- cause again, if you can just get here and push the high ground, pushing back down here is tremendously easy for… for- uhm- for protoss to do. So right now, Chill’s going to be trying to take his right double gas, which is a key fundamentally important component for this map. Uh, a build that I normally do involved taking this double gas really fast and abusing it, so a lot of lurker-muta openings are really strong on this map. And even if you don’t like that, because everything’s so spread apart and these chokes are so different, I don’t even mind, instead of placing this third hatch here, placing it here and taking THIS main with your fourth hatch. And you can control with mutas and lurkers quite effectively in these narrow regions.
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31:19
Uh oh, special little gateway-be-gone going down. These zealots are picking and demolishing and rioting and destroying their own property. We have one obs out, so pushy time for combatEX. I want you to know how well timed this was by combatEX, he has quite a nice little army coming out right now, he’s gonna be able to take this expansion, and this occurs, RIGHT when his first observer comes out. A lot of protosses tend to get that observer out too early and when they push up they don’t have enough stuff… not combatEX. Against this force by Chill that, again, I didn’t think was too good, let’s see if I’m right. Oh FUCK I want to be right so bad, that’s so important to me. Oh my god we have more hydralisks positioned on low ground, which is shitty!
Okay, here they come, OOOHH, really nice flankuhh! There’s one good storm, WOOOO two good storms coming up, HOOOOOO… too many hydras though, this is kinda spread out action, kinda hard to see who’s gonna come out on top but I think it’s gonna be combatEX. OOHHH a second storm goes down. OHHHH it looks like, yes, it does in fact manage to take it out. Now the most important thing to do when you’re in the advantage is fucking run away?- What is this? Why are you running? What…- all right, awesome. He just wanted to high-five this probe, he wanted to be like “All right nice job man, you expanded!”
All right, so we got two observers coming out, and NOW combatEX, the master of not being indecisive, is double expanding- how does he get that much money, is this replay bug?- What is this? Got some more gateways going down, so either- either combatEX is having monstrously good macro and resource management, or he’s fucking bad. Could be either one, I don’t know, I’m no expert, I’m just an A-level zerg, heheh…ahhh, I love being listened to.
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33:02
So this actually SUCKS for zerg, if- if protoss manages to get that. That is just the dickest of dicks on the butt, you just do not be in that scenario. And right now he still pretty much just has this- uh- lurker hydra army, which is good for controlling the middle, but again because of this circular dynamic you can just run right by- and he’s gonna lose the crucial double gas, let’s see what these units do, watch the minimap. Ignore this, watch the minimap, what are these units gonna do, is he gonna crunch this expo? It looks like that’s what he’s going to do, but of course combatEX has been macroing out of a tremendous number of gateways. So this flank has to be PERFECT, OHHHH he’s getting stormed, he’s running around, oh my god! Oh god, everything’s just a little bit too spread out.
So the expansion down here is dead, as you will note via Le Minimap, and this lurker is not going to be too much of a challenge- this is not looking so good for our friendly neighboorhood Chill. I think he chose a not good build for this map, but hopefully he’s just gonna try to 1a2a3a HIS way into victory.
We have some more zealots going down, oh by the way Xeris, since I know you’re watching this stream, anything you want to tell me just text me. So we have- uh- more units coming out. We have these archons are gonna go down…virtually instantly, we have an observer going down to protect the lurkers that are not existing…anywhere. And uh, this expansion might fall, but uh there’s just too many units coming back for combatEX. So this is the huge danger of this map, is that if zerg isn’t good at sort of abusing the excessive amount of gas early on, then once protoss gets HIS own double gas, it’s just really hard to deal with. So really the only thing I think Chill can do right now, since he seems to be low on units, is to go for a drop and tryin to fuck this expansion up. But right now with that many gateways producing, well I don’t know if they’re producing, they could just be kinda hangin’ out… uhm, with all these gateways available it’s gonna kinda be hard for Chill to push back, so uhh looking good for combatEX, looking good for combatEEEEX! The man who was caught abusing, showing that he can’t fucking type. “Sup Chillez” semicolon L, “Hi, how’s your gf”... hope she’s sucking a dick, MINE, that is, HOOOOOOOOO! Taking clever lessons from our friendly neighboorhood dash combat dash EX dash.
Uh oh, doing some micro, and by micro I mean death, despite the fact that he has, you know, several thousand gateways- ooh, I’m getting texted from Xeris. Oh, Xeris said that Louder mentioned something about you needing to blow him in an hour! Uhm… I, for some reason, I just can’t think of something funny to say about that, so I’ll- I’ll try to think of something in the course of this cast, and I’ll let you guys know in a later day. Heheh.
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So yeah, so we have the monstrous army of uhhh, this guy, whoever he is… combatEx…dash. Comin’ out, takin’ out some overlords, we see a little bit of hydra is tryin’ to kill this one zealot because these hydras will die to this army, so you might as well show the one zealot who’s boss, right?
So we have some lurkers, some emergency lurkers trying to be morphed, but really, it’s just too hard to get that much pooped out of five hatcheries when you only have two gas. He’s just gonna burrow the lurkers, and they’re gonna die virtually instantly, unless he can take out these observers. Aww, most of the army is just not there… oh, no. Uh oh, combatEX, busting out the caps lock, wielding his penis in an oh-so excessively decisive fasion… which brings our epic legendary match to tied… one to one.
Ohh my god. Oh my goodness, oh my holy “what the fuck”. It appears we are moving on to match two. Alright,so now I get to spend a brief amount of time in the channel, and people are just saying uhh just a such a bunch of penis comments. Someone called me a faggot, which is pretty funny, I will admit. OOHHHHhh Chill, you dirty little slut. He hosted the game on BLUEEE STORMMM. Oh, man. MMMMmm, I love this map, it’s so zerg. Mister T dash EX says “go! Combat go!” and he gets banned.
Alright, we’re going on to match three on Le Blue Storm. Startin’ the match, I’m gonna hit F8 to stop the stream and F7 to start it right up so that way Hotbid won’t come screaming into the channel with his adrenaline-stricken panic.
(Hotbid- AFJD LKJDF *jesus speak the fuck more clearly please D: *)
heHAHHAHAHAAHAH. A-ba-ba-ba-ba-ballin’. Oh my god, member’ that, huh? I don’t even know, he’s speaking Canadian, I don’t even have a translator for it. We’ll have to put the uh Canadian and the English translator so that way we can find out what these two friendly neighboorhood northlanders are telling us.
“Jealous?” “Very.” So once again they’re trying to be rather clever, uhm they’re clever and maybe uh C+, nooo, maybe like a C- D+ level, maybe like a 1200 game high level clever. “You’re only releasing your win, like a little bitch.” Check, G-100, bitch! HOOOOOOOO! Verse me! You idiot! God! Oh Shit! Man. Take this down, folks. Post it on the fridge, let everyone know. Shit, I forgot to record- no you didn’t, you faggot. Uh ohhhh, Le rage, okay, so we do again have the 9-pool bustin’ out for our friendly neighboorhood Chill, we do have the early expand for our friendly neighboorhood dash combat dash EX dash- Oh man, there’s some serious rage going on right now- LOOKATHIS, “I’m talking about last game”, “SHUT THE FUCK UP, FAG.” Oh man, the trash talking nature of the internet is revealed. Mother’s cover your toddler’s eyes. This is not for the faint of heart- “rmbr?” Just type fucking remember dude, you have like how many fucking apm, you don’t need to type “rmbr”. “Lost and still talking shit”, question mark? “I’m not talking shit about that game, you moron.” “FUCK YOU”- HAHAHAHA. PSFT- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- ooohhhh, “what’s diagonal”, yeahhh, that’s what I do, any time I’m talking shit I just test geometry… “your girlfriend nailed me hard last night”… ah, man. I wonder what HER starcraft penis is like. Well, we know how it works with girls in the starcraft community… like, “oh, you’re a girl? You’re really good? Do you want to join TOT and PG? Ohhhh wait, you’re actually a man? Oohh, zeeya.”
“FCK U”. So enraged, he doesn’t even hit any vowels… with the exception of U, heheh, other than that one… so we have the expansion being busted out, this standard sort of 9-pool opening, I don’t like 9-pool no gas, I think uhm- I think it sucks, really, because it- it doesn’t really make your opponent do anything except make a cannon or two. I like making 9-pool speed and really fuckin’ showing that protoss who’s boss, you know, like in the noise, administering the pain, snappin’ the necks in half. We have the standard double expand, I mean since you guys know all this shit, I don’t really need to focus on that, because really no one’s really joining- no one’s watching this for educational value, people are just watching because there’s two fucking ego-driven maniacs raging out at one another, in just about the funniest way possible- “you want a cookie” , and for Chill “you guys lost to”… I eagerly await the end of that sentence. Ahh.
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Oooh, combatEX keeping me on my feet, starting sentences, not finishin’ them, left and right. We have a overlord chit-chit-checkin out the progress of this gateway. This- I like this wall-in, because it’s not a fuckin’ wall, you see how units can pass through that and this gateway doesn’t have its sure death at like the seventh minute mark? It’s a good little bit of advice to take, for uh the protosses that are trying to improve but keep killing all your fucking buildings, you know, it’s a good way to sort of avoid that.
Alright, I wish there was some way to turn off chat, cause these guys are just jammin’ up my flow. Huuuuuhh *it’s actually a sigh* little guys,fuckin’ raging out, because here’s the thing, here’s the thing. EVERYONE. who likes combatEX is gonna be like “fuck yeah, he’s gonna win 3-0” and everyone who likes Chill is gonna be like “fuck yeah, HE’S gonna win 3-0”, and now we’re 1-1, and I think both of them are really pissed off that they don’t have a 3-0 opportunity. So I think this is why, in this particular instance, we have maximal rage.
So here’s a little bit of frowny to note, see, a lot of players like putting a pylon there, and they put the forge there and the gateway there. That’s actually a tight wall on the left with the forge and the gateway, but the advantage of having a pylon there is that you can make more cannons here, so when mutalisks come later here you don’t have to fucking freak out and start a pylon, wait for it to finish, and then build cannons. That’s EXACTLY what combatEX is gonna have to do this game, should mutalisks ever come into play. So that’s just a little bit of thing you want to be adding, but before I say anything else, DUM DUM DUH BUNUHNUHHHHH!! We have Le Hidden Gateways. Oh my god here comes another- HOOOOOOO! You know what, I really like this, assuming he doesn’t make TOO many gateways, I mean he made TWELVE gateways in game one, I would love it if he made twelve gateways right there, just be like “yeahhhh!” just spend all his money on gateways, got hit by mutas, and ALT QQ’d… a little bit of Self-QQing.
So uh, I’m trying to see… so he’s not researching uhm the range upgrade there, so this isn’t gonna be a dragoon bust-in, this is gonna be zealots, which of course makes sense because of this little narrow ramp here, he’s gonna run the zealots in, sort of- uh- sneaking in with his zealot police force, noting Chill has left the back door open for the penal system, if you know what I mean.
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So we have a little bit of the hatchery going down, Chill playing Captain Standard Man would, but you know what’s really funny, is that despite the fact that I like this play, that I think it’s profoundly sexy, and resoundingly baller and all that stuff, uhm there’s- there’s a fucking spire that’s really really close- WHAT, combatEX is just saying “don’t know where the tech is?” Oh fuck, it’s just so tempting to just drop in and just be like “yeah, that’s because he has a fuckin’ proxy at the Northlands, ugh god. CombatEX, he’s just fucking lovin’ himself, he’s just like “DON’T KNOW WHERE THE TECH IS? GIH-GIH-GIH-GIH-GUH?” Oh by the way, he fuckin’ walled himself in, hahah oooohh you never fail to put a smile on ALL the faces of the viewers who are chit-chit-checkin’ this stream out.
So the probe sneaking in, you know, do- this gas WAS kinda early, so this might just be straight up mutalisks. Uh, I don’t see a fifth hatch anywhere, so I mean this- and considering how long these are taking to build, I mean this- this is probably mutalisks. This is probably gonna fail miserably, as a matter of fact. I mean, there’s no citadel here- uh oh, so here comes in a zealot police force, and there’s- okay, there’s mutas out… oh my god, oh my god, he was talking shit, he was like “don’t know where the tech is? Gih-Gih-Gih-Gih-Goo!” And now he just has fuckin’ zealots versus mutas, way to fuckin go dude. I mean, wha- what are you doin’, man? El oh fuckin’ el, what a little trooper, what a champ.
Oooohhh, what a successful tech hide, you took out one sunken colony. But that’s sometimes what you gotta do, you know, you gotta take the sunk out, you gotta keep them on their feet, you know, you gotta keep them thinkin’ “what sunk is he gonna attack next?”
So eh, Le Mutars are un- unaware of this… but it’s actually okay, because he can’t actually have resources to build units here, cause you need to build cannons here to… not die… which is fairly important. Cause, you know, like, in starcraft, the most important counter to remember is FUCKING KILLING YOUR OPPONENT. El oh- “Blue Storm”, what is this? He just says blue storm, I’m waiting for the end of that sentence, like “…is a gay map so I had to cheese” or like-
(Hotbid- BLUE STOOORM!)
Oooh, Hotbid, bustin’ out with the scream. So… ugh, god, that proxy was just like fuckin’ so bad. My grandpa could’ve proxied better, and not only does he have arthritis, he’s also dead. Cause I mean, if- UH OH, here comes in the mutas, takin’ out the fuckin’ cannons, bringing them all to one life and then letting them live, heheh. Show a lil’ bit of mercy. See you- OOOOOOooOohhhhhh!!! Ohh… as the French would say, “nous sommes two one, in favor of motherfuckin’ Chill”, which is French for good game, on to game four.
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46:55
Uh oh, we have “owned combat”, “python longi”, we have penis penis penis penis… via spam in the channel, one of my favorite words: penis, penis, I just say it when I’m doing laundry, it’s just this beautiful word, it flows off the tongue, mmm. Not bad at all.
Alright.
You know, I will have to agree just a touch with HarlemWorld here… if you’re gonna proxy, at least beat the mutas, and at the very least don’t type “I bet you wonder where my tech is”, heh, and then LOSE. That’s- you just- that’s not something you want to do… ever, really, I firmly believe. Ooonn to match four on Le Python.
Now, Python, this IS a map with a big wide open center, I do like five hatch style a bit more on there, particularly because you have three gas zerg, so that’s definitely a good situation to be in. We have uh- also what’s nice for zerg is that we have spawning cross map- ooohhh- COLORS, COLORS, I KNOW THEY’RE FUCKED UP, I KNOW THEY’RE FUCKED UP, DON’T YOU SAY A THING- DON’T YOU SAY A WORD, I HEARD YOU JOIN THE VENT CHANNEL… wooo, that was a close one man, that was danger zone for Day[9] mm! Good thing I dodged that one, I’m gonna drink a little bit more of my out-of-control energy drink, which has like thirty eight thousand percent like vitamin B-12, which does something, I don’t know, it’s science…
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48:44
Alright. So we have Le Probe going to do Le Early Expansion. I do like early expanding on Python, there’s no easily accessible third base, as there is on a map like God’s Garden or uhmm Loki, if you guys remember that map, or like Peaks of Beakdu, since there’s no accessible third base, you have to have a fuckton of units to defend it. So that’s why two base macro style is very popular on Python. Uhm… cause you can get enough units to defend your subsequent expansions, so Chill… I’m not sure I look overpool, so now that Chill’s build feels underway, Chill feels the appropriate time to begin to trash talk, saying “el oh el, I bet you’re going to post on Youtube.” “Too bad, didn’t record.” CombatEX will only have the memory… of winning that game. El oh el dot dot okay dot dot. The good old trash from HarlemWorld, aka Chill, aka the forum moderator of teamliquid dot net… which is a good place to visit, I strongly recommend it.
Oohh, the fucking drone- PLUWHHOT, spitting on the probe- OOHHHHOOHOHHOHHHAHO- OHH NOOO! Oh god oh seriously I’d rather get aids than get hit by a bus than have my expansion blocked by a pylon, I fuckin’ HATE that, oh god, seriously, I would rather walk off a building, this is just the worst. Oh god, I hate it when they block that, I just leave most of the time.
Huhh, god, so this is good placement, I like how he played this- I think, though, he could’ve got a nexus before this cannon, which is actually quite important to do- what the fuck? What the fuck? Heheheh, alright, building two cannons, so that way these zerglings that are from an overpool which is fairly late, that’re going to be used to defend an expansion, which is over there… these two cannons are going to prevent that- uh oh, a little bit indecision, he’s cancelling the cannon… but sometimes you gotta build buildings and cancel em’, cause sometimes you build it in a place, it won’t let you wall off all your dragoons in the future, so just wanted to make sure he could take care of that…
Chill’s kinda getting himself back on track, we see uh zerglings taking the loop-di-loop around, kinda not going down the middle of the map, just kinda leftward bound. He spotted the expansion- uh oh, the sneaky cannons! Oh my god…- OH THE RUN UP- OHHH, GET THE ZERGLINGS UP- ooh uh ahhh *sounds that are not unlike sounds when shitting* Jesus, what a fucking traffic jam, was that Los Angeles, what was that? Jesus. But that’s okay, because combatEX is thinking while he’s distracted, in my main, I am going to BUM-Bum-bum, BE A FAAAAAAG- and now he’s morphing in cannons just outside site range, of the hatchery that now has sight range of the cannons. But there are no zerglings in sight, this is a little bit unfortunate, I mean if those are zerglings that pop out that would be a good ol’ just in time thing. And I do think Chill has spot it and is going to be responding appropriately to that- oh fuck, it’s a drone. Oh buttfuck!... drone’s just hangin’ out, gonna be building a sunken colony to defend anything that gets built in this range, because it hits you with either of those two.
So we have zerglings that sort of poked their head around, didn’t really see too much, heheh, uh oh, uh oh, this is not good, expo’s up- sick unreal advantage to combatEX right now, pulling the game. You’re gonna need like twelve lings to kill- OH THAT IS IN RANGE! OOOHHHH well good, yes. That’s so cool, these lings are gonna pop out and, uhm, die, to the sacrificial cannon god, I don’t know what those lings were doin’.
I mean, that’s a pretty good amount of money that combatEX spent early on that, so you’ll note his tech is quite delayed whereas combatEX’s tech- oh, excuse me, CHILL’s tech… is right on time, combatEX’s tech is delayed because of this cannon…-
(HotBid LASDJFALKDF *does not know what to write here, incomprehensible*)
Alright, fuckin’, I just gonna get off ventrilo after this game, because of fuckin’ Hotbid just keeps bombin’ my channel.
So I mean the fact that this tech is still in good time for Chill… uhm, for Chill’s gonna put a little additional pressure on uhm combatEX. HEH, saves the expansion anyway. So right now, if he killed that, that would’ve been a pretty substantial advantage for combatEX, BUT no such thing occurred, so UH OH we might be rapidly approaching the 3-1 area. We have a little probe who’s trying to run around, he’s freakin’ out, he’s going “Is that really a spire? Ohh fuck” and then he’s gonna- all right, so instead, he’s just gonna kill him. Which again, one of the most important counters in starcraft that… if your opponent just doesn’t have enough shit, you just KILL him. CombatEX is frowning, we have the TT, we have the “nighty night”… oh my goodness… probably is… my dick, that is. Oh no, he’s gonna send a probe, maybe, to try take out this thing, but alas, there’s a sunken colony defending- uh oh… combatEX, DUM-DUM-DUM-BUDUDUHHH!
The ego war seems to have been settled, and in terms the of one of the most epic penis measuring contests in all of starcraft history, Chill clearly has the biggest dick between the two. So oh my god, that was one hell of a series, a lot of trash talking occurred, and I did a lot of laughing at both people, so once again, congratulations to our winner Chill representing teamliquid dot net, and everything that consists of right and goodness on these strategy forums. Cheers everyone.
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43:50
So we have a little bit of the hatchery going down, Chill playing Captain Standard Man would, but you know what’s really funny, is that despite the fact that I like this play, that I think it’s profoundly sexy, and resoundingly baller and all that stuff, uhm there’s- there’s a fucking spire that’s really really close- WHAT, combatEX is just saying “don’t know where the tech is?” Oh fuck, it’s just so tempting to just drop in and just be like “yeah, that’s because he has a fuckin’ proxy at the Northlands, ugh god. CombatEX, he’s just fucking lovin’ himself, he’s just like “DON’T KNOW WHERE THE TECH IS? GIH-GIH-GIH-GIH-GUH?” Oh by the way, he fuckin’ walled himself in, hahah oooohh you never fail to put a smile on ALL the faces of the viewers who are chit-chit-checkin’ this stream out.
So the probe sneaking in, you know, do- this gas WAS kinda early, so this might just be straight up mutalisks. Uh, I don’t see a fifth hatch anywhere, so I mean this- and considering how long these are taking to build, I mean this- this is probably mutalisks. This is probably gonna fail miserably, as a matter of fact. I mean, there’s no citadel here- uh oh, so here comes in a zealot police force, and there’s- okay, there’s mutas out… oh my god, oh my god, he was talking shit, he was like “don’t know where the tech is? Gih-Gih-Gih-Gih-Goo!” And now he just has fuckin’ zealots versus mutas, way to fuckin go dude. I mean, wha- what are you doin’, man? El oh fuckin’ el, what a little trooper, what a champ.
Oooohhh, what a successful tech hide, you took out one sunken colony. But that’s sometimes what you gotta do, you know, you gotta take the sunk out, you gotta keep them on their feet, you know, you gotta keep them thinkin’ “what sunk is he gonna attack next?”
So eh, Le Mutars are un- unaware of this… but it’s actually okay, because he can’t actually have resources to build units here, cause you need to build cannons here to… not die… which is fairly important. Cause, you know, like, in starcraft, the most important counter to remember is FUCKING KILLING YOUR OPPONENT. El oh- “Blue Storm”, what is this? He just says blue storm, I’m waiting for the end of that sentence, like “…is a gay map so I had to cheese” or like-
(Hotbid- BLUE STOOORM!)
Oooh, Hotbid, bustin’ out with the scream. So… ugh, god, that proxy was just like fuckin’ so bad. My grandpa could’ve proxied better, and not only does he have arthritis, he’s also dead. Cause I mean, if- UH OH, here comes in the mutas, takin’ out the fuckin’ cannons, bringing them all to one life and then letting them live, heheh. Show a lil’ bit of mercy. See you- OOOOOOooOohhhhhh!!! Ohh… as the French would say, “nous sommes two one, in favor of motherfuckin’ Chill”, which is French for good game, on to game four.
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46:55
Uh oh, we have “owned combat”, “python longi”, we have penis penis penis penis… via spam in the channel, one of my favorite words: penis, penis, I just say it when I’m doing laundry, it’s just this beautiful word, it flows off the tongue, mmm. Not bad at all.
Alright.
You know, I will have to agree just a touch with HarlemWorld here… if you’re gonna proxy, at least beat the mutas, and at the very least don’t type “I bet you wonder where my tech is”, heh, and then LOSE. That’s- you just- that’s not something you want to do… ever, really, I firmly believe. Ooonn to match four on Le Python.
Now, Python, this IS a map with a big wide open center, I do like five hatch style a bit more on there, particularly because you have three gas zerg, so that’s definitely a good situation to be in. We have uh- also what’s nice for zerg is that we have spawning cross map- ooohhh- COLORS, COLORS, I KNOW THEY’RE FUCKED UP, I KNOW THEY’RE FUCKED UP, DON’T YOU SAY A THING- DON’T YOU SAY A WORD, I HEARD YOU JOIN THE VENT CHANNEL… wooo, that was a close one man, that was danger zone for Day[9] mm! Good thing I dodged that one, I’m gonna drink a little bit more of my out-of-control energy drink, which has like thirty eight thousand percent like vitamin B-12, which does something, I don’t know, it’s science…
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48:44
Alright. So we have Le Probe going to do Le Early Expansion. I do like early expanding on Python, there’s no easily accessible third base, as there is on a map like God’s Garden or uhmm Loki, if you guys remember that map, or like Peaks of Beakdu, since there’s no accessible third base, you have to have a fuckton of units to defend it. So that’s why two base macro style is very popular on Python. Uhm… cause you can get enough units to defend your subsequent expansions, so Chill… I’m not sure I look overpool, so now that Chill’s build feels underway, Chill feels the appropriate time to begin to trash talk, saying “el oh el, I bet you’re going to post on Youtube.” “Too bad, didn’t record.” CombatEX will only have the memory… of winning that game. El oh el dot dot okay dot dot. The good old trash from HarlemWorld, aka Chill, aka the forum moderator of teamliquid dot net… which is a good place to visit, I strongly recommend it.
Oohh, the fucking drone- PLUWHHOT, spitting on the probe- OOHHHHOOHOHHOHHHAHO- OHH NOOO! Oh god oh seriously I’d rather get aids than get hit by a bus than have my expansion blocked by a pylon, I fuckin’ HATE that, oh god, seriously, I would rather walk off a building, this is just the worst. Oh god, I hate it when they block that, I just leave most of the time.
Huhh, god, so this is good placement, I like how he played this- I think, though, he could’ve got a nexus before this cannon, which is actually quite important to do- what the fuck? What the fuck? Heheheh, alright, building two cannons, so that way these zerglings that are from an overpool which is fairly late, that’re going to be used to defend an expansion, which is over there… these two cannons are going to prevent that- uh oh, a little bit indecision, he’s cancelling the cannon… but sometimes you gotta build buildings and cancel em’, cause sometimes you build it in a place, it won’t let you wall off all your dragoons in the future, so just wanted to make sure he could take care of that…
Chill’s kinda getting himself back on track, we see uh zerglings taking the loop-di-loop around, kinda not going down the middle of the map, just kinda leftward bound. He spotted the expansion- uh oh, the sneaky cannons! Oh my god…- OH THE RUN UP- OHHH, GET THE ZERGLINGS UP- ooh uh ahhh *sounds that are not unlike sounds when shitting* Jesus, what a fucking traffic jam, was that Los Angeles, what was that? Jesus. But that’s okay, because combatEX is thinking while he’s distracted, in my main, I am going to BUM-Bum-bum, BE A FAAAAAAG- and now he’s morphing in cannons just outside site range, of the hatchery that now has sight range of the cannons. But there are no zerglings in sight, this is a little bit unfortunate, I mean if those are zerglings that pop out that would be a good ol’ just in time thing. And I do think Chill has spot it and is going to be responding appropriately to that- oh fuck, it’s a drone. Oh buttfuck!... drone’s just hangin’ out, gonna be building a sunken colony to defend anything that gets built in this range, because it hits you with either of those two.
So we have zerglings that sort of poked their head around, didn’t really see too much, heheh, uh oh, uh oh, this is not good, expo’s up- sick unreal advantage to combatEX right now, pulling the game. You’re gonna need like twelve lings to kill- OH THAT IS IN RANGE! OOOHHHH well good, yes. That’s so cool, these lings are gonna pop out and, uhm, die, to the sacrificial cannon god, I don’t know what those lings were doin’.
I mean, that’s a pretty good amount of money that combatEX spent early on that, so you’ll note his tech is quite delayed whereas combatEX’s tech- oh, excuse me, CHILL’s tech… is right on time, combatEX’s tech is delayed because of this cannon…-
(HotBid LASDJFALKDF *does not know what to write here, incomprehensible*)
Alright, fuckin’, I just gonna get off ventrilo after this game, because of fuckin’ Hotbid just keeps bombin’ my channel.
So I mean the fact that this tech is still in good time for Chill… uhm, for Chill’s gonna put a little additional pressure on uhm combatEX. HEH, saves the expansion anyway. So right now, if he killed that, that would’ve been a pretty substantial advantage for combatEX, BUT no such thing occurred, so UH OH we might be rapidly approaching the 3-1 area. We have a little probe who’s trying to run around, he’s freakin’ out, he’s going “Is that really a spire? Ohh fuck” and then he’s gonna- all right, so instead, he’s just gonna kill him. Which again, one of the most important counters in starcraft that… if your opponent just doesn’t have enough shit, you just KILL him. CombatEX is frowning, we have the TT, we have the “nighty night”… oh my goodness… probably is… my dick, that is. Oh no, he’s gonna send a probe, maybe, to try take out this thing, but alas, there’s a sunken colony defending- uh oh… combatEX, DUM-DUM-DUM-BUDUDUHHH!
The ego war seems to have been settled, and in terms the of one of the most epic penis measuring contests in all of starcraft history, Chill clearly has the biggest dick between the two. So oh my god, that was one hell of a series, a lot of trash talking occurred, and I did a lot of laughing at both people, so once again, congratulations to our winner Chill representing teamliquid dot net, and everything that consists of right and goodness on these strategy forums. Cheers everyone.
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