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Chibi[OWNS]
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shmay
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a cave, and because sometimes he'd eat one of us. Later on, we found out he was a bear. | ||
RiSE
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aseq
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Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind. Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see. That's not even remotely funny, Bob Saget is funnier, and that says a lot | ||
Mr.Testie
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This was hilarious to hear the first time I heard it on SNL :D | ||
rpf289
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