Letter from the Editor
Dear Readers,
Replays will probably be biweekly, so have patience :D. Academy of ESPORTS is also on hold at the moment, but there is lots of other stuff to enjoy.
- Kau
Staff
Kau – Editor
Bloodyc0bbler – The Stove
Nyovne – IRC Comments
CharlieMurphy – Troll Booth Willie, The Shit Bus
NeverGG – Progamer Pics
Fontong – VOD of the Week
pangshai – Battle Report
Manifesto7 – Chalk talk, Memory Lane
Grobyc – Ban of the Week
Vayesh – Academy of ESPORTS
besiger – Replays Time Forgot
Table of Contents
Serious Business and Funsies ................ p1
The Stove .............................................. p2
Chalk Talk ............................................. p3
Semi-Funny IRC Comment of the Week ... p4
Progamer Photos ................................... p5
Random Image of the Week .................... p6
A Walk Down Memory Lane .................... p7
Troll Booth Willie .................................... p8
The Shit Bus .......................................... p8
Best of Blogs ......................................... p9
Ban of the Week .................................... p10
Vod of the Week .................................... p11
Academy of ESPORTS .......................... p12
Replays Time Forgot .............................. p13
- Happy Birthday Nevergg!
- Guide to CounterTrolling
- Funny TV Shows?
- I highlight text I'm reading in unit selection form
p1
Apple Glazed Chicken
Ingredients:
1/3 cup apple jelly
1 tablespoon honey
1 tablespoon Dijon mustard
1/2 teaspoon cinnamon -- ground
1/2 teaspoon salt
4 chicken breast halves
Directions:
Heat grill. In small bowl, combine all ingredients except chicken; blend well. When ready to barbecue, oil grill rack. Brush chicken with apple mixture; place on gas grill over medium heat. Cook 15 to 20 minutes or until chicken is fork tender and juices run clear, turning occasionally and brushing frequently with apple mixture
p2
Return Cargo - Tips involving the return cargo command, opened by Blind.
Day[9] Podcast RSS Feed - Unofficial but extremely helpful. Add it to your RSS feeder. Credit to Contender.
Fighting defilers in PvZ- High level PvZ topic opened by Kwark.
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[10:42] <Pholon> Scara is amusing much like how a puppy is amusing when trying to open window with his nose only to end up somersaulting backwards off the windowstill
[10:42] <Pholon> however, that same puppy will bite your ankles and won't let go until you humour him by playing ZvP in such a horrible way that he can get 12 carriers and rape your hydras
[20:58] <@Nyovne> it will forever remain a mystery to me why I dont weigh 400 Kgs with my moms cooking being just that good
[20:59] <Nevz> maybe your apm is too high?
[20:59] <Nevz> burns all that fat away
[20:59] <DrOoo> apm=calories burned 300apm=300cal/min sc is on par with cardio workout
[21:00] <Goshawk> if only
[21:00] <Clowe> if only
[21:00] <Nevz> if only
[13:12] <@CJ_Nyovne> Savior won
[13:12] <Doso> so it's finally 2009?
[13:14] <Mekhami> so i'm making out with my gf right and my nose starts bleeding next thing i know her chest is like covered in blood and i'm like holy fucking shit this is awkward
[13:14] <Artanis[Xp]> lol
[13:14] <Enteris> lol
[13:14] <scintilliaSD> lol
[13:14] <swft_ptsd> lol
[13:14] <@intrigue_> haha mekhami
[13:14] <Stimpack> lollll
[[13:14] <Julmust[D]> hahahaha!
[13:14] <Khos> make out session turns into left4head
[13:14] <Ner0> lol
[13:14] <+kentor> LOOL
[13:14] <@CJ_Nyovne> LOOL
[13:14] <b0lt> Mekhami: it's a symptom of aids
[13:15] <Mekhami> stfu b0lt lol i am terrified of hiv
[12:36:48] <disciple> oh snap my mom has facebook, now he is like commenting all my photos and stuff
[12:39:40] <@GeeGeeGeeTeeArr> your mom is male?
[12:40:45] <disciple> no, actually my friends are always telling me he is quite a milf
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and more at FuDDx's blog
p6
Hey! TL is getting old. Seven years and counting. Check out the news post if you get the chance. On memory lane we will look at previous birthday extravaganzas.
2003. Nothing.
2004. Deep in the Men in Red Forum...
On August 09 2004 11:09 Liquid`Meat wrote:
in about a month tl.net is 2 years old, maybe we could do something nice with this,
any ideas ?
in about a month tl.net is 2 years old, maybe we could do something nice with this,
any ideas ?
But instead we all got drunk and forgot about it for two years.
2005. Nothing.
2006. We made a thread!
2007. We made another thread! (One month late lol)
+ Show Spoiler +
Liquid`Meat says (1:41 AM):
im so bad with birthdays
im so bad with birthdays
2008. Plexa is in charge, and I think you can tell the difference in quality :p
Click for awesomeness.
2009. Maybe we raised expectations too much, but I don't care.
VOD PAGE
2010...
p7
Obvious Troll is Obvious?
The Shit Bus
A bort, a bort, a bortin
LOL
On September 23 2009 11:04 Misrah wrote:
Ohh and by the way Einstein- you can't use verbal tone when you are using written language. ie- sarcasm and generally other inflections that one would use to confer a different meaning of a word, cannot be heard online.
Ohh and by the way Einstein- you can't use verbal tone when you are using written language. ie- sarcasm and generally other inflections that one would use to confer a different meaning of a word, cannot be heard online.
Last Shadow Interview
L"I rigged maps 3 years ago November when I was like 12-13."
A"How old are you now?"
L"I just turned 17"
A"How old are you now?"
L"I just turned 17"
p8
- The story of Proberto
- Kennigit held a girl's hand!!!
- ESPORTS
- Lucky ETT...
- First SC Experience?
- Looking forward to these PL OPs
- News is news I guess
- Haha that part in the middle was awesome
- Moraaaaa
- Dragoooooon
p9
wok was just banned by Kennigit.
That account was created on 2009-07-30 16:55:58 and had 265 posts.
Reason: When i think of you and your posting this is what i think of.
Don't make a new account or we'll add you to the list.
That account was created on 2009-07-30 16:55:58 and had 265 posts.
Reason: When i think of you and your posting this is what i think of.
Don't make a new account or we'll add you to the list.
bortin was just banned by Chill.
That account was created on 2009-08-31 12:51:46 and had 6 posts.
Reason: what is you banned?
discuss
( http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=102425 )
That account was created on 2009-08-31 12:51:46 and had 6 posts.
Reason: what is you banned?
discuss
( http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=102425 )
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p11
Academy of ESPORTS
p12
Replays Time Forgot
p13
Question of the Week
How much sleep does SC cost you?
(Usually about 2-3 hours per week for me at the moment, all time high was probably close to 10 hours in a week?)