"KonichiWoof Woof"
So, when I first got my pet, my goals were clear. I would turn that adorable happy puppy into a killing machine.
The face of evil
I already had it all planned. I would give him metallic bones instead of the plastic ones, so he could sharpen his tooth. I was designing his suit. I wanted my dog to become a Ninjodog (or a pirate dog, but dogs on your shoulder don't look cool).
His attacks where particularly focused on using his special ability: "extreme licking". A ninja dog cannot do the usual, in a common way. The masters of Kung-Fu and Dog-Chow have proven this on several occasions. A very known example mentions how Jackie Chan could scream at a chicken to instantly get a Caesar Salad.
I don't know what, but something went wrong. It seems I am missing some kind of breeding basics. Pokemon did not help at all.
Here is my dog evolution. Hopefully someone will give me some advice that can help me out as to correct this, but i fear it's too late.
"Moo"
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I'm wondering where I could put all this shurikens now.