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Just yesterday, i went to the restroom with my headphones on while taking a whizz, and somehow i miss microed my arms and knocked my headphones in the toilet after my piss when attempting to flush. I tugged it quickly, because i liked those headphones, i was afraid to wash it cuz it would of gotten more wet and might of just stopped working and i liked those headphones. Needless to say i wiped it with toilet paper, and was afraid to put it in my year for a few days.
Another time i dropped something was my mother's lotion. I was washing my face, and her lotion was on the bathroom counter really close to the toilet, and i accidentally knocked it in the toilet. I was really confused as to what to do with it afterwards. lol
Im wondering if u guys ever accidentally dropped something in the toilet that was important to you, and you knew u had to fish it out despite how disgusting it was... Post away.
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A friend of mine dropped a ~$800 watch into the toilet, fished it out, and threw it away. He felt it was simply to dirty. He was pretty rich and his father just bought him another one...
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I dropped a roll of toilet paper in there once..used a coathanger to get it out.
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On July 07 2010 13:30 Ursadon-n-Pals wrote: A friend of mine dropped a ~$800 watch into the toilet, fished it out, and threw it away. He felt it was simply to dirty. He was pretty rich and his father just bought him another one... Sounds like a pretty stupid thing to do. I've dropped my ipod earphones, and I caught it halfway in but I ended up trashing it anyways.
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Poop.
+ Show Spoiler +cell phone, glasses (lol), and i think a can of air freshener, but that might have been a dream
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My ring felt before I flush. I got it and washed it. No big deal.
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Socks, when tossing things towards the hamper. Pretty annoying.
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i've dropped a couple deuces in the toilet.
on a serious(ly funny for everyone but me) note, I did drop my glasses in the toilet once. i was cleaning them, and I grabbed my hand towel from above the toilet. as I scrubbed them vigorously, they slipped out of my hands and, to my dismay, into the (empty) bowl. i was pretty generous with the soap when cleaning them...
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never had anything fall in myself
but my friends have lots a few cellphones in htere
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Other than fudge dragons nothing, I'm lucky so far
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Back when I was 8 and took Tae kwon do we would have cards that would be used to keep track of our attendance to class. So I got my card and went to whiz before class at a urinal and tucked it between my chin/chest (what a safe place I say to myself). As I flush I for some reason lift my chin and down my card floats into the urinal which still has contaminated water in it. So I'm like 'fkkkkkk' and I grab it out and then wash it in the sink and when the instructor takes it I'm like "yeah it fell in the sink when I washed my hands".
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On July 07 2010 13:31 Saracen wrote: an ipod
Lol at the "fudge dragons."
I'm with that dude.
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Hmm... I can't think of anything of real value that I have droped in the toilet, but when i used to work maintenance in a nursing home. I snaked some pretty odd things out of there. Things like a whole roll of grabage bags, a tennis ball, roach traps, and once a pair of keys. Old people are funny!
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On July 07 2010 13:38 calgar wrote: Back when I was 8 and took Tae kwon do we would have cards that would be used to keep track of our attendance to class. So I got my card and went to whiz before class at a urinal and tucked it between my chin/chest (what a safe place I say to myself). As I flush I for some reason lift my chin and down my card floats into the urinal which still has contaminated water in it. So I'm like 'fkkkkkk' and I grab it out and then wash it in the sink and when the instructor takes it I'm like "yeah it fell in the sink when I washed my hands". xD lmfaooo
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LOL fudge dragons, that's brilliant
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I dropped the toilet paper holder apparatus in there before... right after I took a dookie(If that is a valid internet term).
I would say it was quite unpleasant to fish it out, but I managed somehow. And I did it the old school way, some paper and my poor hands. If someone found out that occurred, I wouldve been in some deep shit. Though I think I tried flushing it first to a more acceptable level.
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100 million of my potential children, 2 minutes ago
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Was having a shower at my friends house and I somehow managed to knock over all my clothes into the toilet by accident...
I'm thankful that the toilet was empty, but it was still very inconvenient.
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On July 07 2010 13:37 rockon1215 wrote: Other than fudge dragons nothing, I'm lucky so far
I can't stop laughing.
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iphone AHHHHHHHHH that killed me!
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I dropped a bar of soap into the toilet. I ended up leaving it in there, because even if I had taken it out, I don't think I would have ever used it again. What would you use to clean soap anyway?
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One time Charles Barkley was in a public restroom and he accidentally dropped a quarter into the toilet. He immediately started swearing profusely, then he reached into his pocket, grabbed his wallet, pulled out a crisp $100 bill and dropped it into the toilet. Then he reached into the toilet and grabbed both the $100 bill and the quarter. When someone asked him why he did this he responded, "If I'm going to stick my hand in a toilet, it ain't going to be just for a quarter."
I read that in the sports page like 10 years ago. no idea if its true.
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On July 07 2010 13:55 BlackJack wrote: One time Charles Barkley was in a public restroom and he accidentally dropped a quarter into the toilet. He immediately started swearing profusely, then he reached into his pocket, grabbed his wallet, pulled out a crisp $100 bill and dropped it into the toilet. Then he reached into the toilet and grabbed both the $100 bill and the quarter. When someone asked him why he did this he responded, "If I'm going to stick my hand in a toilet, it ain't going to be just for a quarter."
I read that in the sports page like 10 years ago. no idea if its true. HAHA almost as funny as Fudge dragon!
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I dropped my belt buckle into the toilet back in HS once I have no idea how it came off, but I had to retrieve it because my school pant were way too huge.
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Is accidentally dipping your dick because it's huge considered in this thread?
I know someone in TL had dip his cock accidentally hahaha
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Since my family uses a basket to organize my laundry, I would always throw my clothes in it. Sometimes I would just not know what I would be thinking of, and just throw my socks and underwear into the toilet thinking it was supposed to be there, i don't know why.
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I didn't really drop anything but when I was 7 yrs old I didn't realize that my coat was being "dipped" into my own shit. I walked around for like 3 hours with a huge shit stain on my coat until I finally realized why I was getting the weird stares. I have to mention that this happened in a mall where my mom owned a flower shop that was located in it. I used to just run around the mall, having fun by myself until my mom closed the store. Unfortunately, on just that particular day I was running around the entire mall with a shit stained coat.
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I dropped like a billion toothbrushes in the toilet ffs.
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I was playing Snake on my phone while taking a dump in a public toilet then when I was done, I tore off some toilet paper with the phone on my left hand. It slipped off my hand, bounced off the seat and sank into the fudge dragons. Needless to say, I just left it there, wiped my ass and left (din even flush because I was too distraught).
I also dropped my digi vice into a cup of milo when I was 11 lol.
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One time I cut my knee super deep from basically sprinting into a stove (it was dark and I was out back... apparently we had a stove sitting out there?)
By the time I got inside my knee and shin was completely covered in blood, I opened up our cupboard to get a band-aid and the container we keep them in was upside down. The lid opened and every single band-aid in the entire house fell right into the toilet.
Worst night of my life.
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On July 07 2010 13:40 YPang wrote:Show nested quote +On July 07 2010 13:38 calgar wrote: Back when I was 8 and took Tae kwon do we would have cards that would be used to keep track of our attendance to class. So I got my card and went to whiz before class at a urinal and tucked it between my chin/chest (what a safe place I say to myself). As I flush I for some reason lift my chin and down my card floats into the urinal which still has contaminated water in it. So I'm like 'fkkkkkk' and I grab it out and then wash it in the sink and when the instructor takes it I'm like "yeah it fell in the sink when I washed my hands". xD lmfaooo
ahaahhahahahaha that's hilarious
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Hm... actually when I think about it, I haven't dropped anything other than my poop in the toilet
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a co worker of mine dropped her palm pilot the company gave her in the toilet. It was funny watching her explain to the admins what happened to her new company toy. ;P
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One of my nephews was born into a toilet. I don't really know the whole story behind that one ... pretty sure I don't really want to know either.
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On July 07 2010 13:37 rockon1215 wrote: Other than fudge dragons nothing, I'm lucky so far Ahahah, I'll remember this one for a while! xD
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On July 07 2010 14:45 789 wrote: One of my nephews was born into a toilet. I don't really know the whole story behind that one ... pretty sure I don't really want to know either. The ass pregnancy, shit those are rare.
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I've never.. dropped things in the toilet. I dunno how ppl manage to do this..
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On July 07 2010 14:56 KawaiiRice wrote: I've never.. dropped things in the toilet. I dunno how ppl manage to do this.. They do things over the toliet why would you ionno, also leave the cover up.
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One time I was about to take a shower, I somehow threw by underwear in the toilet.
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Back in the day I dropped my Game Boy in the toilet.
You didn't really think I would have stopped in the middle of the elite four to take a piss, did you?!
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I dropped a toothbrush when I was in Korea, it was my only one. I used my relatives' with out them knowing, hopefully none of them were used to clean anything other than their teeth.
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On July 07 2010 15:06 Cofo wrote: Back in the day I dropped my Game Boy in the toilet.
You didn't really think I would have stopped in the middle of the elite four to take a piss, did you?!
Haha that reminds me when I was actually playing pokemon, went to the toilet stood there with the gameboy in one hand, dropped it, it lands on the edge of the toilet seat and fortunately goes to the side!
Close one tho!
I haven't dropped anything in the toilet that didn't belong in there already.
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I lit up a bowl and immediately after went to the bathroom to put it away. I got lost in thought and stood right next to the toilet looking at the wall until my grip loosened enough for it to fall into the toilet. I kinda just stood there and thought to myself "Fuck, oh well". I flushed the toilet(lol) and picked out the big pieces. This also brings to mind the time I was taking a piss and dropped my keys in the toilet. I'm a man so I didn't really give a fuck, but there was about a 3 second period where I stared into the toilet and thought about flushing it :p. I soon after punched myway into the toilet and grabbed my keys. Oh yeah and I didn't wash my hands, I'd go out of my way to give people the ol' high fiveo! (jk)
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I once dropped a book in the toilet, never did find out how it ended.
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On July 07 2010 13:30 Ursadon-n-Pals wrote: A friend of mine dropped a ~$800 watch into the toilet, fished it out, and threw it away. He felt it was simply to dirty. He was pretty rich and his father just bought him another one... thats fucking retarded
u wash it out with soap and water a few times and if ur really paranoid, soak it in soapy water for like an hour after since its already been in the water
i assume that since its $800 its probably waterproof....
on a side note:
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=86715¤tpage=5
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Once dropped my girlfriend into the toilet =/
Epic fail.
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I haven't dropped anything worthwhile in a toilet but my friend was taking a piss or something and sneezed and his ipod fell out of his pocket and into the toilet. Hahahha
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Myself.
When I was 4 I took off the kiddie seat because I wanted to try and shit like a big boy. Only thing I forgot was that you're supposed to leave the actual seat (the donut-shaped one, you guys know what I'm talking about) on the toilet.
Here's something cool about toilets: Easy for a little kid to get in, hard for a little kid to get out.
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On July 07 2010 14:57 illu wrote: One time I was about to take a shower, I somehow threw by underwear in the toilet.
I came home ridiculously high one night and took a 45 minute shower before I noticed I was still wearing jeans
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My digivice (yes digimon) in the 4th grade. I called my mom right after and cried =(... i would take it everywhere with me so i could constantly me shaking it lol
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On July 08 2010 00:50 [NyC]HoBbes wrote:Show nested quote +On July 07 2010 14:57 illu wrote: One time I was about to take a shower, I somehow threw by underwear in the toilet. I came home ridiculously high one night and took a 45 minute shower before I noticed I was still wearing jeans
i almost drowned one night in my college dorm showers was drunk and passed out face down in the water guy who knew me drug me out lolol
uh to answer the OP, i dropped an adderal in the toilet and took it anyways(nothing in the toilet at the time but i prolly would have still taken it)
also i purposely flushed by grandma's watch down the toilet when i was a kid.
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I"ve dropped a new cd player (you know, a few years back) into the toilet once. I went and exchanged it for a new one (It came like that). Then I dropped that one in the toilet. Then I exchanged it for another new one.
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My toothbrush. Spent half an hour cleaning it before using it again.
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My sister's pet turtle.
I was playing with him (or her) while pooping.
Then I was trying to concentrate my will to squeeze out a big one.
Then somehow I lost control of my hand, and he fell down the toilet. At that very moment my giant stream of turd came out.
Needless to say neither me nor my sister got to see the little pet again.
I lost my iPod to her because of that.
Fuck you turtle.
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So many fudge dragons.
I want them back
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Just dropped the kids off at the pool 5 minutes ago.
Success.
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Don't think I've ever dropped anything in the toilet, something I try and avoid ya know?
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once I took a crap and forgot to flush because I was already preparing to enter le shower. So I le shower and when I was done I reached for my towel, hanging on a towel rack which was above the toilet. My hand slipped and the towel fell into my shit-filled toilet. I didn't have the option to go out of the bathroom to get another towel because there were people home so I just kinda took it out and wiped myself anyways
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