All in all, not much. Here are some mini reviews on some games that i've been playing since whenever i was logged out:
Assassin's Creed 2:
oh my god how can they make this game EVEN MORE BORING? The more i talk about this game the more i hate it.
Bland cities with carpetted with browny grey colours.
I don't care how big the city is because when it all looks the same theres not much to look at, especially when i can selotape down the forward, right trigger and A button and manage to free roam the entire city.
Combat is just as bad. It doesn't seem to be much improvement over the first one. Too many mans pointing swords at you? Don't worry, they'll form an orderly queue and you may have a friendly one on one with each person until they are all dead. Or just hold right trigger and press the counter button whenever you feel like it if you don't fancy wasting time.
And why the fuck does all that cyber-white-line shit happen whenever i go a little too far where i shouldn't be or whenever i kill a main dude? The fuck? YES CREED I KNOW I'M IN SOME GAY ASS PROGRAM THING BUT YOU DON'T NEED TO SPAFF IT IN MY FACE IN THIS AMAZINGLY GORGEOUS BROWN PIECE OF SHIT CITY. What the hell is the point in trying to immerse oneself in the times and in the city when you constantly remind me that i'm in some virtual reality shit?
Here's a song i like:
Borderlands:
This game has amazing GUI. It is also SO FUCKING BORING.
"Yeah man you sposed to LAN for fun" yeah i don't care and i also did. Its like WoW style quests where you go a mile away, take a shit and go all the way back for some kudos.
The worst thing about this game is the enemies, i use the plural weakly.
Bandits
Skags
You'll be fighting these things for a couple of hours, i won't mention Rakks, the flying bird things because they die in roughly 1 second.
Same shit with the blue lobster things. They pop up, you shoot them, they die.
I'll cut this short. I've been playing for over 8 hours. The majority of enemies are the same god damn bandits over AND OVER AGAIN. I mean what the fuck? Is there absolutely nothing else they could think about fighting? Infinite bandits, some dog like thing, soome bird like thing, and later on some silithid like things from WoW.
The guns aren't even that good anyway. 9 bazillion guns? Yeah wow, sounds good, in real life a 51% damage gun is different from a 52% gun...whoop dee doo
Here's a song i don't like:
only joking, i rather like it.
Tekken 6:
LOADING TIMES
TERRIBLE END MOVIES
AFUCKINGZAZEL
But i do love tekken, Jin's got some good looking new mix ups, customisation is pretty damn crazy.
New characters are pretty cool too, Miguel got a nice jacket.
Azazel, the new boss dude is such a cunt. He's basically a crystal dragon that explodes crystals from the earth, fires loads of little white shit at you and HAS A FUCKING LASER!
What the fuck. As far as dragons go man that is just...just not realistic at all!
Haven't played much online, it feels really sluggish for me inputting buttons, not sure why and it isn't lag.
MW2:
No, not mechwarrior 2. That game was kick ass though.
Modern Warfare 2. Yeah it's some good shit. Haven't played it in awhile though.
Pooki was that bastard faerie dragon from BG2.
I got a footlong sub the other day, wasn't much bread available so i got honey oat.
I wake up this morning at 4am and my stomach is fucking killing me. For i don't know how many hours, every 30 seconds or so this terrible ripping like pain would surface around my stomach and just huuuuuurt me.
Might not have been the subway but god damnit something needs to be blamed for it.
Oh yeah, Flower for the PS3 is pretty sick. Get it if you haven't. Or don't, its your choice.
Heres a crazy british kid punching a wall: