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Do you guys ever get it where your pants are way too small and your penis feels uncomfortable? The pants are technically the right size for me, but there's not enough room in the groin area.
I messaged the guy who made the wet dick thread about speciality pants from africa but he didn't answer me.
My friends always made fun of me growing up for this. "Small pants! Small pants!" etc..
Also, when I get an erection, I get very dizzy and sometimes pass out.
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Hire a small boy to carry it around for you.
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On February 16 2009 18:17 Nytefish wrote: Hire a small boy to carry it around for you. you're just being silly.
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NeverGG
United Kingdom5399 Posts
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On February 16 2009 18:19 NeverGG wrote: I can't say I do, no.
lol!
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When my boxer's ride up I get that. But I wear pretty baggy pants, and usually no pants around home. So I guess i'm fine with that. But yeah, its just that feeling that comes so suddenly, like oh snap my balls are being crushed.
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thedeadhaji
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there are brands like DNKY where the distance b/w the belt and crotch is shorter than most designs.
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Smix
United States4549 Posts
On February 16 2009 18:19 NeverGG wrote: I can't say I do, no.
Same. =l
-Smix.
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Yes I have a pair of True Religions that I bought that look fucking sick , but after like 5-6 hours my balls, not cock, start to feel ackward, not really hurt, just not free. I learned to wear them a little lower, if they are designer jeans try that.
Or take your giant dick to so.cal and make movies ....
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On February 16 2009 18:15 404.Nintu wrote: Do you guys ever get it where your pants are way too small and your penis feels uncomfortable?
No, only the balls sometimes.
On February 16 2009 18:15 404.Nintu wrote:Also, when I get an erection, I get very dizzy and sometimes pass out. You should go and do a clip at Teens like it big so we here can marvel at your 30 cm dick
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Also, I was to be circumcised but they said it would "Take too long".
Also, I'm afraid to have sex with my girlfriend because I don't want to hurt somebody I love.
Also, if I sleep on my stomach, I'll wake up suspended in midair.
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Spenguin
Australia3316 Posts
On February 16 2009 18:51 404.Nintu wrote: Also, I was to be circumcised but they said it would "Take too long".
Also, I'm afraid to have sex with my girlfriend because I don't want to hurt somebody I love.
Also, if I sleep on my stomach, I'll wake up suspended in midair.
XDXD Your the same Nintu that does FPVODS right? If so, moar!
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On February 16 2009 19:23 Spenguin wrote:Show nested quote +On February 16 2009 18:51 404.Nintu wrote: Also, I was to be circumcised but they said it would "Take too long".
Also, I'm afraid to have sex with my girlfriend because I don't want to hurt somebody I love.
Also, if I sleep on my stomach, I'll wake up suspended in midair. XDXD Your the same Nintu that does FPVODS right? If so, moar! rofl. yes I am. And You don't need me, you have Stylish. He's better than me. =)
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On February 16 2009 18:51 404.Nintu wrote: Also, I was to be circumcised but they said it would "Take too long".
Also, I'm afraid to have sex with my girlfriend because I don't want to hurt somebody I love.
Also, if I sleep on my stomach, I'll wake up suspended in midair.
LOL
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My troll radar just blew up. :D Roflol too funny XD
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On February 16 2009 18:33 Smix wrote:Same. =l -Smix.
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Hahaha Nintu your troll posts are way better than mine
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On February 16 2009 20:32 Zoler wrote: Hahaha Nintu your troll posts are way better than mine I think I just try harder. <3
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Northern Ireland22201 Posts
We need mspaint pictures, NOW
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On February 16 2009 18:15 404.Nintu wrote:Do you guys ever get it where your pants are way too small and your penis feels uncomfortable? The pants are technically the right size for me, but there's not enough room in the groin area. I messaged the guy who made the wet dick thread about speciality pants from africa but he didn't answer me. My friends always made fun of me growing up for this. "Small pants! Small pants!" etc.. Also, when I get an erection, I get very dizzy and sometimes pass out. + Show Spoiler + wear looser pants dude.
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On February 16 2009 18:19 NeverGG wrote: I can't say I do, no. God never is there ever a second where your not sexual -_-
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omfg, I am w/ u op don't worry, it's like the pants are fine, perfect fit, and then in the groin it's like tight, and u are like damnit
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On February 16 2009 18:19 NeverGG wrote: I can't say I do, no. LOL
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Who wears pants so tight that their balls start to hurt? Around here we wear things kind of baggy, yet we still mass appeal on sexy. You sir, dress in the woman's department. =/
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Spenguin
Australia3316 Posts
On February 16 2009 19:34 404.Nintu wrote:Show nested quote +On February 16 2009 19:23 Spenguin wrote:On February 16 2009 18:51 404.Nintu wrote: Also, I was to be circumcised but they said it would "Take too long".
Also, I'm afraid to have sex with my girlfriend because I don't want to hurt somebody I love.
Also, if I sleep on my stomach, I'll wake up suspended in midair. XDXD Your the same Nintu that does FPVODS right? If so, moar! rofl. yes I am. And You don't need me, you have Stylish. He's better than me. =)
But your more entertaining!
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On February 16 2009 22:00 Spenguin wrote:Show nested quote +On February 16 2009 19:34 404.Nintu wrote:On February 16 2009 19:23 Spenguin wrote:On February 16 2009 18:51 404.Nintu wrote: Also, I was to be circumcised but they said it would "Take too long".
Also, I'm afraid to have sex with my girlfriend because I don't want to hurt somebody I love.
Also, if I sleep on my stomach, I'll wake up suspended in midair. XDXD Your the same Nintu that does FPVODS right? If so, moar! rofl. yes I am. And You don't need me, you have Stylish. He's better than me. =) But your more entertaining! lol, thanks. I'll see about uploading more soon, I just can never be satisfied with my skill and always push myself to ladder or practice rather than making vods.
As for this thread. I'm surprised how many people take it seriously. Doesn't anyone remember the wet dick blog? That shit was 5/5.
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LOL When you get an erection, you should NEVER pass out lololol
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LOL When you read such a ridiculous post you should NEVER assume they're serious.
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edit: i was feeling like making a mspaint
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Northern Ireland22201 Posts
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On February 16 2009 22:21 Nytefish wrote: LOL When you read such a ridiculous post you should NEVER assume they're serious. huh? I thought nintu was serious....does this fall under the "sarcasm" category?
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Self-esteem cannon, primed and operational.
Set sights: 99% of Team liquid forumers
Loading rounds...Trollbrag 4. cal ready
Fire (flame)
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There was a time when threads like this would be closed for stupidity, now they receive pages of supportive responses.
With my 2,000th post, I yearn for the good old days.
Edit: Yay, muta!
Edit2: Although, I guess it is in blogs, so w/e. Please don't take this as a personal attack nintu.
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Poll: How big are you? (Vote): Roughly the size of the Sun (Vote): 5-6 inches (the average) (Vote): At least twice as big as the universe
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On February 16 2009 18:19 NeverGG wrote: I can't say I do, no. Hahahahahaha.
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............ i took him seriously till i read the part of passing out
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Incidentally, I was getting a suit at JC Penny and I saw they offered crotch adjustments for $15.00... lol.
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On February 16 2009 18:19 NeverGG wrote: I can't say I do, no. You saved a troubled blog. Never to the rescue once again.
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Yea my dick touches the water in my toilet when I take a shit
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On February 16 2009 23:30 Chef wrote:Poll: How big are you?( Vote): Roughly the size of the Sun ( Vote): 5-6 inches (the average) ( Vote): At least twice as big as the universe ( Vote): 13-20 inches yeah the teens dig it + Show Spoiler +
You forgot
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The original thread was terrible (made by a poster who consistently posts garbage). Why would you want to follow in his footsteps?
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On February 17 2009 01:28 Draconizard wrote: The original thread was terrible (made by a poster who consistently posts garbage). Why would you want to follow in his footsteps? what did you say?
whats garbage for you boy? if the only thing i posted was
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i would understand your shitty point.
edit: dont talk crap about others because others will talk crap about you and fuck, im good at that.
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United States24351 Posts
Hahaha what a ridiculous thread. People don't realize the danger of being associated with penis-related references until it's too late! Just look at the wet dick thread.
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micronesia is right,
besides many people will come out of these threads injured as they don't know Inc.'s dick has a tendency to bolt out of his pants at random times/intervals during the day...
others have posted testimonies that they have tripped on theirs and broken their faces.
i myself have a problem when trying not to flush mine down the toilet.
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my dick eventully wears a hole through my jeans so its all good once that happens.
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How do you trip over a dick...
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I hate how you're always nagging about it on ventrilo. NO ONE CARES IF YOU'RE HALF ELEFANT!!
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On February 17 2009 03:36 AnOth3rDAy wrote: I hate how you're always nagging about it on ventrilo. NO ONE CARES IF YOU'RE HALF ELEFANT!!
so.... my pants... they are too small...
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On February 17 2009 04:48 404.Nitrogen wrote:
Thank god.
That is your best post to date ..
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On February 16 2009 18:33 Smix wrote:Same. =l -Smix.
But its not b/c I have a vagina.
-BuGz
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I'm sorry, but Raptor's thread was so much better.
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On February 17 2009 05:02 AttackZerg wrote:Thank god. That is your best post to date ..
i can't decide whether that is a good thing or a bad thing
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Hahahaha. Great posts by some people, notably nitrogen and nevergg. I'm officially laughing my ass off.
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On February 16 2009 18:19 NeverGG wrote: I can't say I do, no.
Must be tough to be a girl in these forums sometimes
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Esx_Raptor's blog on here was the best blog EVAR
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On February 17 2009 06:03 404.Nitrogen wrote:Show nested quote +On February 17 2009 05:02 AttackZerg wrote:On February 17 2009 04:48 404.Nitrogen wrote: Thank god. That is your best post to date .. i can't decide whether that is a good thing or a bad thing I think it is a back-handed compliment. But it has the winky face, so I don't think a Bo9 grudgematch will be in order.
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^^Winky faces ftw. Fuck you and your uncle
On February 17 2009 05:33 BuGzlToOnl wrote:Show nested quote +On February 16 2009 18:33 Smix wrote:On February 16 2009 18:19 NeverGG wrote: I can't say I do, no. Same. =l -Smix. But its not b/c I have a vagina. -BuGz Hey lets all start signing our posts.
-FONTONG
Edit: Also the 404 tag is so confusing. I think everyone with a 404 tag is nitrogen.
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On February 17 2009 07:24 Fontong wrote:^^Winky faces ftw. Fuck you and your uncle Show nested quote +On February 17 2009 05:33 BuGzlToOnl wrote:On February 16 2009 18:33 Smix wrote:On February 16 2009 18:19 NeverGG wrote: I can't say I do, no. Same. =l -Smix. But its not b/c I have a vagina. -BuGz Hey lets all start signing our posts. -FONTONG Edit: Also the 404 tag is so confusing. I think everyone with a 404 tag is nitrogen.
it is, i have 2 accounts. shhh don't tell anyone.
i'll get stylish to put 404 in front of his account.. then there will be 2 tanks with 404 at the beginning of their name :p
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On February 16 2009 18:51 404.Nintu wrote: Also, if I sleep on my stomach, I'll wake up suspended in midair.
loool
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
only when you're like kissing a girl then ur like lets go to my place and shes like yeah and u've got a raging boner and you're like fuck what do i do with this thing so you tuck it up so that it'll be held in place up under your belt, i mean its uncomfortable and all but its better than your pecker bulging out of ur pants
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Has Esx-Raptor pretty much taken PuertoRican's place in the TL.net community?
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lol everytime i get a boner my girl says she wants to ride my horse
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My penis, along with Divine Rapier, are the only 2 relics that drop upon death. (For Balance reasons.)(Gem isn't a relic)
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I know where you're coming from, nintu.
I usually go around in sweats or just boxers but if I have to go out I have to put on those man crunchers
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United States22883 Posts
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